I bet they’ll all wear black and carry guns.
110,000 employees isn’t enough?
They will be weaponized, probably criminal illegals,
deemed above paying taxes themselves,
EXEMPT from DeathCARE/ObamaCARE,
and will be given everyone’s personal medical records
to see whereever they wish.
What could possibly go wrong?
So where’s the satire? Historical fiction (sensibly filling in unknown details and conversation to otherwise factual events) is not satire.
Maybe they’ll offer Sharpton a gig. He owes a lot in back taxes. This could be Al’s big day.
Opps, sorry, that “9M” more employees thing? It’s not the Roman “M”, it’s 9,000,000 more needed. Don’t worry!
We have the same number of former illegals to fill them.