I like your idea. But I have a better idea.
The baker sells straight and homo cakes from a standard brochure.
The Homo cakes have a guy humping another guys butt under a rainbow, with words like “Fudge packer Marriage”. They would have to pay ten grand for the cake, because of economics. They would be considered rare highly valued cakes.
The straight cakes would be boring. Cheap too.
You just keep raising the price for the homo cake.
lol. you guys on this board are crazy :0
Make them a Fudge Tunnel Cake. Whoever finds the mutant baby in the middle wins, I don’t know...a rim job?