OR, how about the bakery owner says #### you, and then when the feds come to close it down, there are 100 armed citizens in front of the store. Just a thought.
I like your idea. But I have a better idea.
The baker sells straight and homo cakes from a standard brochure.
The Homo cakes have a guy humping another guys butt under a rainbow, with words like “Fudge packer Marriage”. They would have to pay ten grand for the cake, because of economics. They would be considered rare highly valued cakes.
The straight cakes would be boring. Cheap too.
You just keep raising the price for the homo cake.