Stannis’s father card is hereby revoked!
He shall hereby be ineligible for any Father’s Day presents and lunch and dinners.
And he must also surrender his barbeque apron, which he will no longer be allowed to wear, and he is further precluded from buying a new barbeque apron.
SHAME ON STANNIS!
Holy cow - that is funny!
One other thing I wanted to propose to the group:
The fires that burned the camp. Anyone else think it was a little strange how they just conflagrated out of nowhere? I’m not thinking it was Ramsey and his Twenty. Good. Men. We’ve got the opening shot of Mel looking into the fires, then all of a sudden WHOOSH? Either 1) She’s praying for a disaster to destroy most of the camp, which would push Stannis into the sacrifice, or 2) Her “powers” got out of control. Most of what she does is theater, which she admits, but perhaps it was just more than what she was capable of managing.
It just seems silly that Ramsey & Co could start such massive fires, on snow-soaked tents & equipment, with such secrecy. I’m not buying it.