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Elly Maye's Top 10 Ways To Spot A Liberal Male
chicksontheright.com ^ | 08/25/2015 | Red Dawn

Posted on 08/25/2015 8:38:10 PM PDT by MarvinStinson

As a young woman, I can truly say that going on a date with a liberal beta male is quite possibly one of the greatest social disasters that could ever happen. These guys are such weenies.

They can be identified a number of ways: They usually order a "light salad" at cafes. They're very particular about the kind of milk baristas use in their lattes (it's usually soy). When they see someone getting stabbed on a subway, they stand by and watch. They wear Chacos to feel "one with nature" . . .

C’mon ladies. You don’t want to deal with that. Thank goodness, Elly Maye has got you covered. Here are her top 10 ways to spot a liberal male.

(Excerpt) Read more at chicksontheright.com ...


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To: max americana

Yes they can be fun. I an female, and even though I was not political when I was young, I was drawn to more libertarian types, not the dopers but those that believed in freedom. Desperados. Can’t say much more than that online.


21 posted on 08/25/2015 9:28:37 PM PDT by Rusty0604
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To: JediJones

Your jedi mind tricks are weak. You and hosepipe are basically saying:

- every liberal male is voting for Trump.

- every guy who is voting for Trump is a liberal.

Weak.

Like a liberal male.


22 posted on 08/25/2015 9:33:53 PM PDT by Vision Thing ("Community Organizer" is a shorter way of saying "Commie Unity Organizer".)
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To: max americana

I’ve dated liberal gals both during my college years and after. They were fun during college. Nowadays, not so much. :)


23 posted on 08/25/2015 9:40:14 PM PDT by Vision Thing ("Community Organizer" is a shorter way of saying "Commie Unity Organizer".)
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To: Rusty0604

[Can’t say much more than that online.]

Is the Ashley Madison hack putting a damper on what we do and say online? :)


24 posted on 08/25/2015 9:42:44 PM PDT by Vision Thing ("Community Organizer" is a shorter way of saying "Commie Unity Organizer".)
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To: JohnnyP

“I guess it’s too late to sign up to be your wingman”

Sure, Iceman XD see penthouse 2004. I cant say which month ;P Dammit, what’s wrong with me. I would have been the only Freeper with a Penthouse pet wife.


25 posted on 08/25/2015 9:47:21 PM PDT by max americana (fired liberals in our company last election, and I laughed while they cried (true story))
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To: Vision Thing

Nope.


26 posted on 08/25/2015 9:49:15 PM PDT by Rusty0604
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To: dr_lew

Yes, it is. Freepers eventually end up with rightwing wives so why not live dangerously while young ;P


27 posted on 08/25/2015 9:49:26 PM PDT by max americana (fired liberals in our company last election, and I laughed while they cried (true story))
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To: Vision Thing

With conservative college chicks, it was the same boring “let’s watch a movie then play mini golf
“ thing. With libs, it was “hey, Marilyn Manson has a show then let’s go roller skating”. Other than war protesting, they’re good at ummm, sack activities. (cough)


28 posted on 08/25/2015 9:55:09 PM PDT by max americana (fired liberals in our company last election, and I laughed while they cried (true story))
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To: Smokin' Joe
Some of them have tremendous wrist strength Swedish penis enlarger photo: Penis-Pump - Cylinder Vacuum Enlarger Extender Stretcher - Big Dick Guaranteed 41lbGEXFtmL_zps60e0740d.jpg and forearms like Popeye.
29 posted on 08/25/2015 9:55:13 PM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
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To: tumblindice
It appears they spend a lot of time 'shooting their gun'.

I have no idea how much time they spend with a rifle or pistol, though.

30 posted on 08/25/2015 10:00:41 PM PDT by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
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To: MarvinStinson

That’s five minutes of my life I’ll never get back.


31 posted on 08/25/2015 10:04:26 PM PDT by SeaHawkFan
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To: SeaHawkFan

Well, the title made it sound promising.

Next time I’ll watch the video before posting.


32 posted on 08/25/2015 10:20:10 PM PDT by MarvinStinson
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To: tumblindice

Are you saying Popeye was a liberal?


33 posted on 08/25/2015 10:24:35 PM PDT by MarvinStinson
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To: Auntie Mame

Here’s the direct link to the video:”

I do not know why so much on the web has to be a video. Is there something wrong with just writing a list so everyone does not have to waste time?


34 posted on 08/25/2015 11:38:21 PM PDT by angry elephant (Endangered species in Seattle)
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To: Vision Thing
Do you really think there’s even a smidgeon of truth to what you just posted?
------------------------------------------------------

Well nice that you asked....

TRUMP was a liberal democrat for many years...

Connived with them, voted for them, gave beau coup money to them,
hung around with them, supported them in other ways,
maybe slept with a few, AND believed in them..

What do you think?.. a liberal, a RINO, a ringer?... WHAT?

I'm going with RINGER... to hamstring Ted Cruz... (if possible)
to protect the money pot for his cronys and "THE Crony Capitalists"...

WHY???..... OCCAMS RAZOR......
You've probably heard it before: " The simplest explanation is usually the right one "... Detectives use it to deduce who's the likeliest suspect in a murder case -- you know, the butler did it. Doctors ­use it to determine the illness behind a set of symptoms.

Doc Pipe: Lay off the Trumpahol it will ROT your LIVING.. and maybe your logic..

35 posted on 08/26/2015 12:16:54 AM PDT by hosepipe (This propaganda has been edited (specifically) to include some fully orbed hyperbole..)
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To: max americana

My Ex B-I-L dated Morgan Fairchild back in the 70’s.

You just knocked him off the top of my Envy list. LOL


36 posted on 08/26/2015 12:45:18 AM PDT by Kickass Conservative (Working on a new Tagline, I'll get back to you.)
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To: angry elephant

Videos are the medium of choice for an increasingly-illiterate public. An EMP attack would now raise the average American IQ by a full standard deviation.


37 posted on 08/26/2015 12:57:28 AM PDT by antidisestablishment (I was mad when they changed Republican states to Red, but I now I see they were right.)
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To: Idaho_Cowboy

“A video. Ain’t nobody got time fo dat.”

agreed


38 posted on 08/26/2015 1:41:11 AM PDT by catnipman (Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
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To: MarvinStinson

Hate to say it but me too....’cuz they were easier. Thank God, the Deviltried to trick me into marrying one. God blessed me with a wife who would make Ted Cruz blush. I knew she was conservative but not that conservative! PTL.


39 posted on 08/26/2015 2:55:57 AM PDT by bjorn14 (Woe to those who call good evil and evil good. Isaiah 5:20)
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To: MarvinStinson
That sucked. What is this, Buzzfeed?
40 posted on 08/26/2015 3:13:23 AM PDT by southern rock
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