[cynwoody]

Have a look at this:

Are those potatoes really hunks of C4 disguised as potatoes, ready to go off when the alarm sounds?

Or are those potatoes just lumps of disguised Play-Doh designed to scarehoax English teachers?

Or is that a potato-powered watch?

[dinodino]

Better call the cops! If that thing blows, there will be French fries everywhere!