Posted on 11/10/2015 11:05:36 PM PST by packrat01
I’d set the house on fire, see if anyone runs out, call the insurance company.
Don’t be stupid.
How’d I do? lol
Been there, done that. the old “Oh crap! that could have been really bad!” Or “Oh shiite! that was bad, I could be dead!”. All good advice.
You must be out in the sticks. Those of us closer to urban areas always lock the house, even when we take out the trash.
If you really want to get serious about it, practicing basic hand signals informally on a daily basis would be a good idea for being able to speak silently when you need to. Work out some useful words and connect them with hand forms.
Also, get a big dog and train it to search the house and yard.
>> You must be out in the sticks. Those of us closer to urban areas always lock the house, even when we take out the trash.
We’re out in the sticks, and behind a closed electric gate on the road entrance.
Nevertheless, we ALWAYS lock the doors.
I understand that neither the gate nor the doors (nor windows) will keep an intruder out who wants in.
But they WILL have to BREAK in — and that breach will be my first clue that “something ain’t right here” when I return home.
I had a recent "bad guy" incident in which light discipline solved everything. I spotted intruders literally at my window, and in under 60 seconds I had all the interior lights off, exterior lights on, and had armed myself. Then I called 9-1-1. The police apprehended the (three) criminals at another neighbor's home. They were armed and had done occupied home invasions before. One of their comments was that they left my home and went to that house because "it was creepy" that someone would turn the lights off after seeing them. I think they're stupid that they didn't go home. The police took ten minutes!
What I did was an almost exact duplicate of what I had practiced two nights before in reviewing how I should respond to someone breaking in. Practice is everything.
If you’ve got a free hand while clearing your house, consider carrying your car keys in that hand.
Modern car keys have a panic button, so you now have a way to alert family members and neighbors immediately, should you need to. Of course, it’s a good idea to tell them in advance what that repeated car honking will mean.
By the way, that’s also why it’s a good idea to keep your car keys on the table next to you at night. Keep the spare set in the kid’s bedroom for the same reason.
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Modern car keys have a panic button...
I carry mine in my left hand, keys protruding from between my fingers. If I am assaulted and not disabled they work well on eyeballs, faces and the brachial plexus. Since this is New Jersey and I'm not "connected" I can't admit to being armed...
Keep stuff cleared off the floor. For example, You wouldn’t want to stumble over a pair of shoes in the dark.
Thanks, but I could macrame one in 2-3 hours...
We been hitched long enough we finish each others’ sentences, but yeah, hand signals ARE almost as quiet as telepathy.
Thanks, but we don’t do you-tube. Got a few cats that can emulate a steak knife weed whacker.
I am glad your BG’s were not the sharpest tools in the shed. Kinda makes sense, though. If you’re a run-of-the-mill BG, you ain’t too bright. Three. They brought their own support group.
The neighbors don’t hear so good, but it would be a distraction for the BGs.
We best find out if our panic alarms even work...
Hmmm. We know where our stuff is, and get around in the dark. Maybe we ought to strategically place a few things on the floor so the BG would stumble.
Or do like Dick van Dyke so (very) long ago on his TV show; sprinkle corn flakes on the floor under windows and just inside the door.
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