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Bernie Is Getting Schlonged The Socialists’ Way...
Mononymous1/Wordpress ^ | 2/23/2016 | Mononymous1

Posted on 02/23/2016 8:34:11 AM PST by mononymous

M1: Mr. Sanders, great crowds, a resonating message out there. You seem to be leading a movement.

B: Why, yes; thank you.

M1: You won New Hampshire and some how received less delegates than Mrs. Clinton.

B: Yes, those are the rules.

M1: Do you miss the irony here, Sir?

B: What? What do you mean?

M1: The socialism you preach...

B: Yes?

M1: Redistribution...

B: Right, right, from those who have to those who haven't! Absolutely!

M1: There you go, that's exactly what's happening with your votes. See, you win the votes but your opponent receives the benefits. It's like seizing stuff from someone who works and handing it over, at no cost, to someone who won't...love it, right?

B: That's right! I look at Sweden, Norway, Denmark; those are my models!

M1: Really? What do you say to Sean Penn, Michael Moore and others in your party who'd prefer the Cuba and Venezuela models?

B: Exercise patience! We'll get there!

M1: So, why are you still in the race?

B: I've got a great message! See my crowds? I can still win this thing!

M1: Sir, are you too dumb to understand that you're never going to win? You are a designated loser!

B: Of course I can! What kind of question is that?

M1: Let me put it this way, dumba$$, if delegates were dollars, you are being taxed at one of those rates you advocate and you know where those "tax dollars" are going?

B: Redistribution!

M1: You think you can now explain why you'll be a loser to the countless morons who follow you?

B: I am being mugged! I am feeling the burn!

M1: Hemorroids?

B: Yes but don't tell them that...


TOPICS: Government; Miscellaneous; Politics
KEYWORDS: bernie; delegates; hillary
Very ironic, I think. But the larger picture, with their superdelegates nonsense, is the epitome of the corrupt, elitist nature of their party.
1 posted on 02/23/2016 8:34:11 AM PST by mononymous
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To: mononymous

Sanders can win every primary and still not get the nomination . Sanders voters don’t have a clue about the Clintons.


2 posted on 02/23/2016 9:01:03 AM PST by rrrod (just an old guy with a gun in his pocket.l)
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To: rrrod

Yep, fix is in. New Hampshire proved that.


3 posted on 02/23/2016 9:03:19 AM PST by V_TWIN
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To: mononymous

Great point!

The Undemocratic Party is redistributing the Delegates so the Jew can’t Win.

Anti Semite Socialists...


4 posted on 02/23/2016 9:03:52 AM PST by Kickass Conservative (Get the CDS and TDS Vaccines before it's too late.)
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To: mononymous

This is top down democracy, like most national unions.


5 posted on 02/23/2016 9:15:46 AM PST by steve8714 (Evidently Breitbart.com has changed their name to "not responding".)
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To: mononymous

It’s all about the fairness.
Bernie gets more votes from people.
To even things out, Hillary gets some of Bernie’s delegates


6 posted on 02/23/2016 9:28:17 AM PST by Steven Tyler
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To: Steven Tyler

And to think that btch was screaming for direct democracy not long ago...


7 posted on 02/23/2016 9:30:38 AM PST by lavaroise (A well regulated gun being necessary to the state, the rights of the militia shall noshi)
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To: rrrod

I don’t know if they (DNC) can be that outrageous but it’d be good to see the wreck that follows if you are right.


8 posted on 02/23/2016 12:23:50 PM PST by mononymous
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To: Kickass Conservative

Right. It is the SOP of those who claim to always be “for the little guys” and those who can’t defend themselves. The idea that these people are a viable political force in this country is, to me, astounding but it says a lot about where we are.


9 posted on 02/23/2016 12:26:12 PM PST by mononymous
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To: steve8714

“Top down” like all their other policies and directives.


10 posted on 02/23/2016 12:27:56 PM PST by mononymous
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To: Steven Tyler

Sure. Only these folks would think of this as being “fair.” Maybe, at some point, the people who support them would see that it is all (socialism) inherently unfair just by going with the example I presented above.


11 posted on 02/23/2016 12:31:53 PM PST by mononymous
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To: mononymous

There was an Indiana “super delegate” on the local news this morning crying crocodile tears about how Burney supporters on the internet were trying to intimidate her.


12 posted on 02/23/2016 12:35:23 PM PST by nascarnation (RIP Scalia. Godspeed)
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To: mononymous

I always try out this “grades” move with university student socialist.

1) Find out if the socialist student is an “A” or “D” student
2) Challenge the “A” student to give some of his hard earned grades to a poorer performing student
3) Demand to know where the “A” student gets off being so greedy and wanting to keep his hard earned grades


13 posted on 02/23/2016 3:42:49 PM PST by Steven Tyler
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To: nascarnation

Hmmm. Interesting. I say, let the games begin!


14 posted on 02/24/2016 8:52:55 AM PST by mononymous
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To: Steven Tyler

A sure path to becoming enlightened; does it work?


15 posted on 02/24/2016 8:53:33 AM PST by mononymous
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To: mononymous

Bernie is like Moses. He is like the leader who isn’t going to make it to the promised land.


16 posted on 02/24/2016 8:59:49 AM PST by ex-snook ( God is love.)
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