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Ellen DeGeneres Sued Over Hilarious 'T*tty' Joke
TMZ ^ | 6/7/16

Posted on 06/07/2016 8:09:20 PM PDT by Impala64ssa

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To: Impala64ssa

The person she should sue is her mother. Don’t tell me the mother did not know how her daughter’s name would be the subject of many jokes.


81 posted on 06/08/2016 4:02:47 AM PDT by TonyM
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To: Impala64ssa

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82 posted on 06/08/2016 4:15:04 AM PDT by Hatteras
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To: umgud

Imagine if she married a Hansful.


83 posted on 06/08/2016 4:50:37 AM PDT by Toespi
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To: Impala64ssa
I wonder what Ellen would do with this?
84 posted on 06/08/2016 6:58:31 AM PDT by representativerepublic (...loose lips, sink ships)
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85 posted on 06/08/2016 7:06:20 AM PDT by representativerepublic (...loose lips, sink ships)
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To: Impala64ssa

Har, they had their convention at the Commodore Perry Motor Inn in downtown Toledo when I was in refrigeration school in ‘74. The marquis said ‘Welcome FAG Bearings!’ I so wanted to change it a bit—’Welcome FAGs!’ Also years later, saw 3 guys walking down Monroe St. carrying purses!


86 posted on 06/08/2016 7:06:21 AM PDT by W. (Screw it. Send in the Marines! NOW!)
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To: jughandle

Nigro Bros., a construction company in Mt Vernon, NY. They’ve been around for ages.


87 posted on 06/08/2016 7:16:03 AM PDT by Impala64ssa (You call me an islamophobe like it's a bad thing.)
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To: Impala64ssa

Witch fight, everyone wins!


88 posted on 06/08/2016 7:17:00 AM PDT by DungeonMaster (Rebellion is as the sin of witchcraft.)
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To: 22202NOVA

That is my neighbors name.


89 posted on 06/08/2016 7:19:57 AM PDT by US_MilitaryRules (The last suit you wear has no pockets!)
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To: MuttTheHoople

LOL!


90 posted on 06/08/2016 11:36:49 AM PDT by Albion Wilde (In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act. --George Orwell)
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To: Impala64ssa

Silly agent. If I were in the real estate business, I would have used the mention on the Ellen show in my marketing materials.


91 posted on 06/08/2016 11:43:52 AM PDT by Velveeta
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To: Yaelle

A town up the road had a pastor named Dick Harden. You’d think he would have used “Richard” on the big sign out front.


92 posted on 06/08/2016 11:44:42 AM PDT by Albion Wilde (In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act. --George Orwell)
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To: 21twelve
I did some work in Thailand, and the 20-something locals were all calling each other Allen, George, Amy, Barb, etc.
I asked one of them that it seemed really odd that they had American names.
“Oh - yeah. No - those are the names they gave us in school in our English classes. Guys in the front got names like Allen, and in the back - Robert. We just went alphabetically. But we ended up using them forever.”

1. I bet their families aren't thrilled about it.
2. Taking on Western names does them no good in their country. It won't get them a "better" job and may even get them NO job.
3. I can't believe that their job application would use their phony Western names. Most employers would think it puerile, which it is.
4. Their college applications will have to be their true names, whether THERE or Here.
5. If they get a social security number, again they will have to use their REAL one.
6. Their passport, whether here or there, will also have to be with their correct name.
7. They WILL grow up.

I have always found that the 20-somethings THERE look AND, more important, ACT like 15-somethings HERE, rather immature. Perhaps that's the culture.

When those small, cute Asian women get here, American men think they are so CUUUUUTTTE. When the small cute Asian men get here they are also CUUUUTTTE.
Great for the women. They are catered to like crazy until, of course, they get old and fat. Also Asian women, especially Chinese women, get the male baldness pattern, a "gift" from their genes. Not nice. Google that; it's true.

As for the Asian men, they come to a country where EVERY man is USUALLY taller, ALWAYS bigger muscled, MUCH stronger and usually rather disdainful of the small, cute Asian men. Even short American men are ALWAYS stronger than any Asian man, born here or there.

One OFTEN sees American men with the cute, Asian women but one RARELY sees American women with the cute, Asian men. What woman wants "small and cute" in a man? None that I know of.

My husband was six feet tall, extremely strong, well muscled and grew up in a TOUGH neighborhood.
1. We once went there to see where he grew up. We stopped at an under-crossing because eight young punks blocked the way.
Lol. As they approached, my husband said NOT ONE WORD, but all of a sudden all eight of them stopped. They had SEEN the look on his face and in his eyes. Even though he was middle aged they saw that his silence said: Come on, give me some s*** and you might beat me up but some of you are going to die.

2. Another event happened as well. The mean, nasty guy got out his car to "get me." My husband, in the passenger seat opened the car door and JUST stepped out. Mean and nasty took ONE look at him, turned on his heel, got into his car and drove away, FAST.

***For ABC's [American born Chinese] all bets are off. They ARE 100 % American with American everything, even butts, chests/boobs and strength.

93 posted on 06/08/2016 2:39:22 PM PDT by cloudmountain
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To: bobby.223

I was Ray Jing Kardon for four hours, but the doctor came and put a stop to that.

BTW, if you take Viagra and are erect for four hours and you see a doctor, how does he remedy the situation? Color photos of Helen Thomas?


94 posted on 06/08/2016 3:05:26 PM PDT by Rastus (#AlwaysTrump #NeverHillary)
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