Posted on 07/22/2016 5:42:04 PM PDT by BlackFemaleArmyColonel
The President of Mexico threatened at the world economic summit grave consequences if Trump gets the Presidential seat: all the Mexicans in the USA will be going back home to Mexico.
The Mexican government announced they will close their borders to Americans in the event that Donald Trump is elected President of the United States. President Enrique Peña Nieto announced the country fears Americans will flood their country and bring violence and chaos to their streets. “Many Americans have expressed a desire to relocate to our country in the event that Donald Trump becomes President. We cannot have Mexico flooded with criminals and rapists,” he said.
In an interview with Telemundo, Nieto also announced that “further action will be taken by the Mexican government to ensure every single citizen of Mexico currently residing in the United States is brought home safely.” “We will not play around with something as important as the lives of our people. In our eyes and the eyes of every Mexican in the world, Donald Trump is a xenophobic, bigoted terrorist and imperialist who will ruin a country that was once a true friend of Mexico.”
However, many Mexicans who have managed to obtain a U.S. citizenship through legal channels fear this move. Mexico is currently the 3rd largest trading partner of the United States, with $507 billion worth of goods trade in 2013 alone. “Although shutting down the influx of billions of dollars that our people send home every month could cripple our economy, I still believe this is the right thing to do in the long run,” the President argued. “We’ll bring our people home, where it is safe and welcoming. We will be able to offer them better and more civilized working conditions.”
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The citizens of Mexico just realized that their President is a retard...
Remember satire has to be marked as such. /s
PING
Vayase con Dios!
Satire.
Housing costs plummet!
Better start packing!
So the illegal flood of immigrants was government sanctioned by Mexico?
Just a little attempt at humor. No real downside but it will never happen. If anything they will flood the borders if Trump is elected. Try to overwhelm the system.
Great! Take them all back and our economy will be MUCH better without the transfers of money and without having to service all the illegal’s wants. American jobs for Americans who will once more have money in their pockets which will circulate in OUR country to provide work for OUR people.
Satire....Right?
Daaaannnnng......and Trump didn’t have to spend a penny!!
Win-Win!
Is this, just possibly, satire?
Is this satire?
Yep. Sure would save a lot of headaches.
Another Trump endorsement?
Reads like satire.
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