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EEOC Orders Employers to Crack Down on "Anti-Social" Political Views [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 7 August 2016 | John Semmens

Posted on 08/08/2016 12:56:15 PM PDT by John Semmens

The Equal Employment Opportunity Commission has ordered employers to crack down on employees daring to wear t-shirts or caps with the "Don't Tread on Me" slogan. The slogan traces back to the American Revolution.

"What may have been appropriate as an expression of resistance against British subjugation in 1776 is completely inappropriate today," claims EEOC Chairwoman Jenny Yang. "Our government is a democratically elected government. It is not treading on anyone. From time to time our government may have to guide people toward correct thought and behavior. There is no individual right of resistance against this guidance. There is no right to slander the government be implying it is tyrannical."

According to Yang, the burden of enforcing correct thought and behavior can be delegated to employers because "businesses chartered by the government and given permission to operate have an obligation to suppress anti-social attitudes before they fester into rebellion."

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php/topic,219408.0.html


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KEYWORDS: censorship; democrats; satire; satiresatire; tyranny

1 posted on 08/08/2016 12:56:15 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Just guessing, but Che is ok?


2 posted on 08/08/2016 1:03:15 PM PDT by Zuse (I am disrupted! I am offended! I am insulted! I am outraged!)
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To: John Semmens

Whining about slavery might have been “appropriate” back during the Revolutionary War and Civil War days but why are people still doing it? Nobody is picking cotton anymore except when they need a couple of aspirins to take care of a hangover.


3 posted on 08/08/2016 1:05:27 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Let's Make Our Government and Founding Documents Great Again!)
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To: John Semmens

Her words sound exactly like Che/Pol Pot/Big Brother. Chilling (we have no right of resistance, ORLY?)


4 posted on 08/08/2016 1:08:38 PM PDT by Company Man (T R U M P - P E N C E 2 0 1 6)
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To: Zuse

Yes, Che was for the social collective. The only people he trod on were counterrevolutionaries harboring anti-social views.


5 posted on 08/08/2016 1:10:14 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: FlingWingFlyer

Post of the day!


6 posted on 08/08/2016 2:53:34 PM PDT by AZ Cowgirl
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To: John Semmens

I know this is supposedly satire, but a law suit should be available to challenge the massive establishment of religion (Islam) which the US government has systematically undertaken under Obama. From grants to building Mosques all over the USA and the world, to chilling Christian and other religions protesting the cramming of atheism and Sharia down our throats, I do believe a decent set of lawyers would find pay-dirt. ACLJ (Jay Seculow)? Where are you!?


7 posted on 08/08/2016 4:34:03 PM PDT by shalom aleichem
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To: John Semmens
Eventual

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8 posted on 08/08/2016 5:03:28 PM PDT by Roccus (When you talk to a politician, any politician, just say, "Remember Ceaucescu"))
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O should be Of
9 posted on 08/08/2016 5:05:17 PM PDT by Roccus (When you talk to a politician, any politician, just say, "Remember Ceaucescu"))
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