Hundreds of idiots blocking highway at night are shocked when one of them gets hit by a car

1) Someone on the YouTube comment stream said (approximately) the following:

Q. What is the sound of a car hitting a protestor at high speed?
A. Trump!

2) Someone else said it would be ironic if the driver of the car was an illegal alien.

3) Another one said, that reviewing the video, it wasn't a car that hit her; it was the Patriarchy!

3) I am reminded of the time that at an Obama staff meeting, someone remarked that the proposal would violate the laws of physics, and someone else arrogantly answered back, "That doesn't matter, we'll just pass new ones."

4) Speaking of which, there was an article a number of years back in Physics Today which spoke of a lawsuit over a car crash, where one side used computer software to model the crash in great detail according to the laws of physics; they lost when the other lawyer made the closing summation"Everyone knows that the laws of physics are obeyed in the laboratory but not in rural New Jersey."

5) I knew better than to play on the freeway when I was *five*.

6) Somewhere else I saw that someone should suggest to these people, that to *really* fight all those redneck Trump supporters, they ought to go protest on the track during a NASCAR race...

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