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Woman trapped in window trying to retrieve poo after Tinder date
BBC ^ | 5 September 2017

Posted on 09/07/2017 10:27:03 AM PDT by Sopater

A woman who threw her poo out of her date's toilet window because it "would not flush" had to be rescued after she got stuck trying to retrieve it.

The amateur gymnast was on a first date with Bristol student Liam Smith when she "panicked" and threw the faeces out of the window.

It did not land in the garden, but became wedged between two non-opening windows.

After climbing in head first after it, she became wedged.

Mr Smith had to call the fire service for help.

The story appeared on a crowdfunding page, set up by the University of Bristol student.

(Excerpt) Read more at bbc.com ...


TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: cantmakethisstuffup
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To: Berlin_Freeper

Well, all things being equal, I’m sure she has a giant vagina. I can hear it echoing in her cigarette-drenched, Tri-State Area accented voice.


21 posted on 09/07/2017 11:05:03 AM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: crazy scenario

A Live Leaker outs himself. ;)


22 posted on 09/07/2017 11:05:29 AM PDT by Wilderness Conservative (Nature is the ultimate conservative.)
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To: atc23

That reminds me of a buddy that was in the Army. He was serving in West Germany at the time. He took this German girl out on a date. They were driving along and she said pull over. She got out squatted down in the ditch and took a dump right there with the traffic going by.


23 posted on 09/07/2017 11:12:36 AM PDT by caver
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To: Sopater

Must’ve been a very firm stool to survive a dousing and then being hurled out a window. Just sayin’.


24 posted on 09/07/2017 11:17:21 AM PDT by paddles ("The more corrupt the state, the more it legislates." Tacitus)
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To: VRWC For Truth

Petite femme with grande poo


25 posted on 09/07/2017 11:24:07 AM PDT by Chauncey Gardiner
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To: Sopater

Hopefully the guy won’t take “the plunge.” I can see this relationship swirling down the drain.


26 posted on 09/07/2017 11:28:06 AM PDT by IronJack (sh)
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To: Wilderness Conservative
" A Live Leaker outs himself. ;)"

WHAT?.... I click on a link (not even identified as Live Leak) provided by Berlin Freeper an now, by YOUR measure, I'm suppose to be embarrassed, hang my head in shame, remove myself from the gene pool! Your sarcasm/humor is only firing on one of eight cylinders.

Some advice: you should go to Live Leak an pull up some old Seinfeld shows to see how comedy works......put some clean under pants on an get out of Mom's basement for a change!

27 posted on 09/07/2017 11:31:50 AM PDT by crazy scenario (We can't take you anywhere!)
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To: GraceG

She’s prolly one of those idiot “wipers” that uses half a roll to wipe.
A proper diet and quality TP you can wipe with 2 or 3 double-folded sheets.


28 posted on 09/07/2017 11:36:18 AM PDT by Original Lurker
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To: Sopater

Fake news....women don’t do that. Only men.


29 posted on 09/07/2017 11:41:36 AM PDT by vespa300
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To: Original Lurker

>>>A proper diet and quality TP you can wipe with 2 or 3 double-folded sheets.>>>

Hilarious.......:)


30 posted on 09/07/2017 11:42:52 AM PDT by vespa300
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To: crazy scenario; GraceG; Gamecock; SaveFerris; FredZarguna; PROCON

KATYA: It is amazing after years of training how one can contort one’s body. Of course, it is only useful in gymnastics.


31 posted on 09/07/2017 11:45:12 AM PDT by Larry Lucido (Take Covfefe Ree Zig!)
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To: blueunicorn6

A Marine told me not to eat fish at a certain restaurant as they serve “wrinkle neck brown trout” (caught them from a very unclean river behind the place). Took me a second to get it but pretty funny.


32 posted on 09/07/2017 11:47:29 AM PDT by dangerdoc
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To: Original Lurker

“She’s prolly one of those idiot “wipers” that uses half a roll to wipe.
A proper diet and quality TP you can wipe with 2 or 3 double-folded sheets.”

Maybe if you ate the half roll. Self wiping diet, LOL.


33 posted on 09/07/2017 11:49:44 AM PDT by dangerdoc
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To: crazy scenario

Guilty as charged. Im an LLer to the bitter end.


34 posted on 09/07/2017 11:57:15 AM PDT by Wilderness Conservative (Nature is the ultimate conservative.)
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To: paddles

“She heaved it through the bathroom window
Projected was the steaming poo
Now it’s stuck upon the mullions
She could sh!t but she could not lob”


35 posted on 09/07/2017 12:03:45 PM PDT by FirstFlaBn
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To: Original Lurker

You constipated people kill me. Sheryl Crow, is that you?


36 posted on 09/07/2017 12:11:30 PM PDT by faucetman (Ju"st the facts, ma'am, Just the facts)
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To: atc23
Aren't you supposed to vacate your bowels BEFORE going out on the town? So the first date is going quite well and the woman says " where's the crapper? - I need to take a dump" - freaking English people - weird

Girls Don't Poop - PooPourri.com

37 posted on 09/07/2017 12:15:19 PM PDT by Albion Wilde (I was not elected to continue a failed system. I was elected to change it. --Donald J. Trump)
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To: Sopater

“A woman who threw her poo out of her date’s toilet window....”

My toilets don’t have windows. Is it so you can watch the poo go down? Do they open? Why would you want a window in your toilet to open?


38 posted on 09/07/2017 12:18:31 PM PDT by faucetman (Ju"st the facts, ma'am, Just the facts)
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To: Sopater

So, she did retrieve the poo and handed it off to the guy who put it back in the toilet.

A date they’ll never forget.


39 posted on 09/07/2017 12:20:40 PM PDT by faucetman (Ju"st the facts, ma'am, Just the facts)
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To: paddles
Must’ve been a very firm stool to survive a dousing and then being hurled out a window.

In the old days, men used to look for wide hips in a wife -- good for childbearing, since children were needed to work the farm. These days, "eats lots of healthy fiber" is a plus.

40 posted on 09/07/2017 12:24:34 PM PDT by Albion Wilde (I was not elected to continue a failed system. I was elected to change it. --Donald J. Trump)
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