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Nobody proofreads anymore (An e-mail from Apple)
filemaker.com | 02/13/2018 | filemaker.com

Posted on 02/13/2018 3:04:24 PM PST by Dr. Sivana

Read the solicitation below.

"Find a Apple Store workshop,"

"A Apple Store"??

Over 60 years ago, Ralph Kramden and Art Carney had them rolling in the aisles when their TV ad asked,

"Can it core a apple?"

This was no rushed off blog typed on a 4" touch screen. This is a formal short-form advertisement by a half-trillion dollar company.

Sheesh!


TOPICS: Computers/Internet; Education
KEYWORDS: apple; grammar
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To: Dr. Sivana

They got you to post it on a site seen by hundreds of thousands. Not so dumb after all.


21 posted on 02/13/2018 4:21:00 PM PST by firebrand
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To: jy8z
I agree 100% with your post. Maybe it could be turned into a fundraising event for FR. Each misspelled word or grammar error will cost the poster $5.00.

No more funding problems!

That would be serious exploitation. Five cents each would be more than enough...

22 posted on 02/13/2018 4:28:32 PM PST by publius911 (Am I pissed? You have NO idea...)
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To: Bigg Red

“I hope this makes it clear for you.“

It does. Thanks. Somehow it was in my mind to drop the description (Apple). Maybe I’m thinking about I/me. I know there was a gimmick. I remember almost nothing from those classes.


23 posted on 02/13/2018 4:52:50 PM PST by bk1000 (I stand with Trump)
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To: publius911
Everyone knows the difference between a typo and a hypo, and make allowances, but the other kind of carelessness is irritating.

My pet peeve is when someone blames Auto-correct when, in reality, they were just too lazy to proofread their comment before posting.

24 posted on 02/13/2018 5:03:38 PM PST by TangoLimaSierra (To the Left, The truth is Right Wing Extremism.)
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To: bk1000

(I stand with Trump)

All is forgiven


25 posted on 02/13/2018 5:09:38 PM PST by Postman (The Flies, having defined BHO and HRC, will move on to Nancy P. very soon)
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To: Nothingburger

I am frustrated with all the links I click to read a story yet go to a video instead, because younger people don’t read or don’t want to read. I don’t want to watch a two minute video as opposed to reading an article in 35 seconds.

Don’t get me started on cursive writing!


26 posted on 02/13/2018 5:12:16 PM PST by VA40
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To: bk1000

“I am certainly no expert. I think “Find a Apple store” may be correct. You wouldn’t say “Find an store”. My grammar rules could be flawed here.”

Yeh, you missed Sister Anne’s 5th grade grammar class.

You look for AN apple store. You will not find “an store.” But you can find A store.

Happy to help.

Semper fi.


27 posted on 02/13/2018 5:20:09 PM PST by sergeantdave (Teach a man to fish and he'll steal your gear and sell it)
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To: Bigg Red

It’s a simple rule. Should take less than AN hour to get it.


28 posted on 02/13/2018 5:20:29 PM PST by Lurkina.n.Learnin (Wisdom and education are different things. Don't confuse them.)
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To: bk1000

You use “a” before words that begin with a consonant. Us “an” with words that begin with vowels. Easy peasy.


29 posted on 02/13/2018 5:25:17 PM PST by Reddy (B. O. stinks)
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To: publius911

You loose interest? ;) (probably the most common)


30 posted on 02/13/2018 5:44:21 PM PST by PhiloBedo (You gotta roll with the punches, and get with what's real.)
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To: Nothingburger

“We have become a post-literate society”, is so true. I find errors even on the WSJ editorial page.

Last Sunday’s local paper had a headline on its editorial page describing a “Rouge Cop”. Thought he was using makeup at first.


31 posted on 02/13/2018 6:56:22 PM PST by JeanLM (Obama proves melanin is just enough to win elections)
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To: Dr. Sivana
For your title to be correct you don’t proofread anymore. I consider myself a nobody so I again if your title is correct I do proofread. Admittedly if you did proofread you would probably be better proofreader
32 posted on 02/13/2018 7:14:37 PM PST by ThomasThomas (Fools find no pleasure in understanding but delight in airing their own opinions.)
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To: ThomasThomas
For your title to be correct you don’t proofread anymore.

"Nobody ..." is an expression commonly used as a shorthand for "Few ..." or "Sometimes it seems like ...". It is used to add punch and brevity to a punch line. Similarly, when the headline reads "Dodgers Slaughter Rockies", it is not meant to lead anyone to believe that anyone was literally killed. There is no evidence that Apple was trying to be jocular or colloquial.

I have made both typos and outright errors in my numerous posts. I often post at work when I do not have the time to check back on my work, and FR is unforgiving on editing once the post button is pressed. Other times I am on a 4" iPod typing with my fat fingers.

These excuses do not apply to a half-trillion dollar empire with no news deadline to meet.

Aside from all this, FileMaker Pro is a great product in both Windows and MacOS versions.
33 posted on 02/13/2018 7:26:12 PM PST by Dr. Sivana (There is no salvation in politics.)
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To: bk1000

I suspect you are referring to this one:

The pronoun “me” is used for the objective case, and the pronoun “I” is used for the subjective case. For some reason, people become confused when there is a compound object or compound object of a preposition, so you hear people say, “Sue told Tom and I” instead of using the correct construction “Sue told Tom and me”.

You are probably remembering that a teacher advised separating the compound objects to see if it “sounds” right — “Sue told Tom”/”Sue told I” —whereupon you would conclude that “me” is the correct usage.


34 posted on 02/13/2018 7:26:24 PM PST by Bigg Red (Francis is a Nincompope.)
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To: Nothingburger

“We have become a post-literate society and no one seems to care, except a few holdouts like myself.”

People are no longer embarrassed about their ignorance. And it’s not considered cool to use language correctly.


35 posted on 02/13/2018 7:30:09 PM PST by SharpRightTurn (Chuck Schumer--giving pond scum everywhere a bad name.)
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To: Dr. Sivana

I dated a proof reader once.
Beautiful girl. Half Japanese, half Hawaiian.
We lived in same apartment building in North Hollywood Calif.
Taught me to NEVER date a woman in the apartment you live in.


36 posted on 02/13/2018 7:30:12 PM PST by Joe Boucher (President Trump makes obammy look like the punk he is.)
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To: TexasKamaAina
I increasingly see “less” when “fewer” would be appropriate. A pet peeve.

The rule here is if the referential can be counted, use “fewer,” if it can not be counted use “less.” This holds even if the task of counting would be insurmountable. For example, “I can see fewer stars tonight than I could see last night.” Or “There are fewer grains of sand on this beach than on that beach.”

Contrary wise, when talking about an amount that is more amorphous that does not lend itself to counting, then use “less.” Foe example, “There is less water in this jug than there is in that jug.” Or “It will take less food to feed the Jones family than the Smith family because they don’t even at as much.”

However, if one is talking science about the amount of water in the jug and we are discussing UNITS that are measurable, we return to “fewer.” I.e. “There are fewer liters of water in that jug than in the other one,” because we can count the liters.

37 posted on 02/13/2018 8:24:19 PM PST by Swordmaker (My pistol self-identifies as an iPad, so you must accept it in gun-free zones, you racist, bigot!)
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To: eyeamok

One word that I’ve been noticing all the time lately being misused or misspelled is “clothing.” They spell it “cloths.” I bet I’ve seen that word misused at least 50 times in the last year, just now, in fact, on another thread.

What’s up with that?


38 posted on 02/13/2018 8:35:08 PM PST by Auntie Mame (Fear not tomorrow. God is already there.)
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To: eyeamok

Dude, check the grammar in your own post! LOL


39 posted on 02/13/2018 9:20:30 PM PST by Windflier (Pitchforks and torches ripen on the vine. Left too long, they become black rifles.)
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To: Nothingburger
We have become a post-literate society and no one seems to care, except a few holdouts like myself.

I care quite a bit about the ongoing degradation of the English language, as many of my fellow Freepers can attest.

I see the steady erosion and debasement of our language as just another leftist attack on Western civilization.

I do what I can, in my own small way, to fight back against the creeping rot.

40 posted on 02/13/2018 9:32:51 PM PST by Windflier (Pitchforks and torches ripen on the vine. Left too long, they become black rifles.)
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