The Guild 11-12-2003 Awful Plastic Surgery

awful plastic surgery.com ^

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

Do they or don't they?

Sometimes it's easy to spot awful plastic surgery, other times you wonder if it's your eyes or if there has been a change. Some look 'too perfect' others look like freak side shows.

Today is dedicated to Awful Plastic Surgery, and a couple of good jobs as well.

Meg Ryan: Did A Bee Sting Her Lips?

Meg Ryan doesn't realize that the bee stung lips look went out with the late 80's. She also is botoxed to death; it looks like it hurts for her to smile. In fact, one onlooker thinks she looks like Susan Dey of LA Law fame!

Lara Flynn Boyle - Duck Lips Aren't Sexy

Prior to her collagen lips, Lara Flynn Boyle was a pretty girl. However, in a place as superficial as Hollywood, its not enough to be pretty; you must look perfect and that often leads people in the wrong direct. In Lara's case, it lead her to believe that she needed collagen in her lips for 'sexy pout'. Well, Lara, duck lips aren't sexy! The photo on the left is Lara prior to the collagen, the photo on the right is after; notice her fat upper lip.

Trout pout can get ugly, notice that one side of her upper lip is huge.

By popular demand, its's Mary Tyler Moore

Mary Tyler Moore is this week's recipient of 'Worst Celebrity Plastic Surgery'. Her name tops the list of names sent in by web surfers for bad celebrity plastic surgery suggestions.

Like many people in Hollywood, Mary Tyler Moore has tried to hang on to her youth by any means necessary with somewhat distastrous results. She doesn't have sagging jowls like many people her age, but her face is so tight it looks like a defective Halloween mask. Scarily enough, it is her real face.

There's a vast difference between her late 70's face and her late 90's / early 00's face. Had she left everything alone and just aged naturally, she would have looked nice, kind of like Mary Tyler Moore's mother. Alas, trying to stop time, she had a face lift which destroyed the delicate plains of her face. Notice the difference in her facial shape, her face is flatter in the more recent photos. Strangest of all, she had a nose job (her previous nose was perfect), notice the change in the shape of her nostrils.

Is That Loretta Swit or a weird kabuki mask?

Since when did the lovely Loretta Swit from the tv show 'Mash' become a kabuki like caricature of herself? See these photos.

Au Natural - she was almost 40 when this photo was taken

Is that a balding top scalp I spy? Why yes it is! Also notice her thin lips.

No more hair on top, time to get a wig. May as well throw in a face lift that makes my face look like a kabuki mask. Oh yeah, the collagen in the lips is just the perfect youth potion.

The mannequin at Macy's wants her blonde wig back!

Is it Marie Osmond or Cruella Deville

Aliens Kidnapped Marie Osmond and Stretched Her Face

Marie, you used to be so pretty. Time was marching on, but it wasn't marching across your face! Why did you let them butcher your beauty? The idea of you spending the rest of your life with that weird 'surprised' look on your face kills me. Please Lord, let Marie's face lift settle into something that looks less like a Joker Halloween mask.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

Feel free to visit the site and post your favorites.

BTW, Halle Berry does have a boob job. I couldn't say for sure, but it was reported last night on Fox News that they are fake. I knew she was 'too perfect'.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

Good Morning

[lodwick]

Looks like the awful folks don't play linking...we'll have to find a friendlier host.

Cheers up there.

[anniegetyourgun]

Well, I went to see some of those links....pretty awful alright. What we need in America is more of THIS kind of plastic surgery instead:

[Carolina]

ROTFL!!

Had to go to the site cause all I see are red X's.

Yet another photo showcasing Susan Ward's bad boob job. This is a later photo and you can see that they are sliding down her chest into a position that is too low. Bad bad bad surgery.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

I really apologize for all the red x's. When I posted it this morning it all showed up and was fabulous.

It is worth the time to see the horrors in there.

[texasbluebell]

Interesting website, HLL.

They forgot 2 celebs I can think of. Michael Douglas seems to have had something done around his eyes.

And I heard some plastic surgeon on tv a while back talking about Demi Moore, that she has had so much done over the years that it's not even noticeable for the most part, because it's never anything dramatic.

She started very young, in her 20s, and has done little bits all along, starting with thinning her nose. He said what she's had done has to have cost upwards of $300K. (He wasn't her surgeon, and wouldn't talk about any of his own clients by name.)

[Carolina]

It is worth the time to see the horrors in there.

Good Lord! Poor Marie Osmond.

[lodwick]

Anyone considering cosmetic surgery should be required by law to visit that website.

Yikes!

[mountaineer]

I think C Z-J has been trying to turn hubby Michael Douglas into a young man, e.g., dyeing his hair blond. A little nip and tuck aren't out of the question there.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

Demi Moore looks really weird. She had so much done to her teeth it looks like they are false. I am still looking for a better close up of her new face. Here's her old one.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

Here is Michael Douglas when he was hot ( and Kathleen Turner when she was a woman)

And Now

[mountaineer]

It looks like Kathleen has taken that "Friends" role (playing a transsexual) too seriously, as she really does seem a lot less feminine than several years ago.

[Swede Girl]

So scary. I don't think the celebrities see how terrible it looks. They are so used to looking at each other that they must think it is normal to have such a strange, pulled, pouty, and surprised look. The pity is that most of them once had natural beauty that should have been allowed to age gracefully and naturally.

[xJones]

The one that always puts me into shock is Jocelyn Wildenstein, the cat woman. I won't even post her after photo here, it's too horrible. I've read that her VERY rich husband loved big game hunting, and when he starting chasing around, she started to have her face remade into something like the big cats (lions, leopards, etc.) that he was so interested in.

[daisyscarlett]

It's okay to post a photo of the Cat Lady here...some of us really love that kinda stuff, lol. And at least she seemed to have done it for love..

HLL, re: Young Michael Douglas, oo-la-la (No wonder Mo Dowd was so smitten, lol)

[daisyscarlett]

Anyone into leather? ha ha...he does nothing for me, for one thing his jeans are not tight enough but I suppose that is a good thing...

Democratic presidential hopeful Sen. John Kerry (news - web sites) of Massachusetts arrived on the 'The Tonight Show with Jay Leno (news - Y! TV)' stage via motorcycle wearing jeans, a denim shirt and a leather jacket during his appearance Nov. 11, 2003, at the NBC studios in Burbank, Calif. Leno (L) looks on as Kerry greets the audience. Kerry discussed his presidential campaign and his thoughts on the war in Iraq (news - web sites). Photo by Reuters (Handout)

[texasbluebell]

Michael D. probably should do his jowls next...Catherine will get him under the knife for that eventually.

He was amazing when younger, wasn't he?

So much fun to watch the old tv show Streets of San Francisco.

[daisyscarlett]

I'm sure none of you are interested in this dude but maybe you have a lib friend who would qualify?

Web Site Accepts Lonely Hearts for Candidate

"And I certainly want a dynamic, outspoken woman who was fearless in her desire for peace in the world and for universal single-payer health care and a full employment economy," the four-term congressman told the forum. "If you are out there call me."

He may be trailing in his bid for president, but Ohio Democrat and bachelor Dennis Kucinich (news - web sites) could soon be king of the lonely hearts after describing his ideal first lady at a debate last week. A political Web site, www.PoliticsNH.com, said November 7, 2003 it has begun accepting personal ads for the 57-year-old candidate, who pleaded for an outspoken, dynamic mate during a forum on women's issues. Kucinich speaks in the Cleveland City Council Chambers, Oct. 13. (Ron Kuntz/Reuters)

[texasbluebell]

Very sad to see what Meg Ryan did to her cute little face.

She doesn't look like herself at all, but almost a caricature of Melanie Griffith, I think.