"The cold froze all but two of my brain cells!"
Posted on 01/20/2004 2:54:41 PM PST by Mr. Silverback
Anti-War Anti-Bush idiots continue
"The cold froze all but two of my brain cells!"
Look carefully at the old lady's sign: Since it's already the 20th, I'd be willing to bet she already has! And if she'll just look to her immediate right, I'm sure that Orwell fan next door will be happy to oblige her.
Some idiots came out in Japan, too.
Oh yeah, I can see those Japanese peacekeeping troops just bombing the bejeezus out of all the Iraqis, just carpetbombing the crap out of the whole country...
Well, the Mummenschantz guys made it to Japan, I was worried they might have been up in the Northeast getting that clay permanently frozen to their faces.
"All these people can...how you say...Pull my finger!!"
Americas Summit A-Go-Go!
President Chavez of Venezuela: "It is true, I have many opponents on the domestic front, but have they seen me do the Robot?"
Hey, I thought Michael Jackson wasn't allowed to leave the country! And I knew he was goofy, but since when is he a Communist?
Guy inside mask: "I want to be a cowboy terrorist, and you can be my suicide bombing mother of two! Yeeeehaaaaa!"
These guys are literally playing with fire, but in their minds Bush is the real idiot. Yeah, sure guys.
No comment necessary, except, what's the deal with the background painting of Don Knotts?
What a tool. Sorry, couldn't come up with something witty to put under a Klan guy on MLK day.
Senor Bag-of-Crap's sign reads, "Bush, a murdering imerialist rat, kill it where you find it." Yep, it's all about peace and love, isn't it?
The P is yellow.
Planet of the Apes party made an appearance at the Summit of the Americas.
Caption provided by evets last week: How do you say, "Pull my finger" en espanol?
"Fight the power, yo! The revolution will be televised!"
Dem Dwarves ride the campaign trail
"Yes! I've still got a chance! Pull my thumbs, Dean!"
Gephardt meets with Dennis Kucinich, just back from his homeworld, prior to a debate.
In order to show the brutal propaganda manipulation of the Bush administration, Kucinich brought the crew of Capricorn 1 with him.
"What poll numbers, baby?!? Pull my FIIIINNNNNNGGGGEEEERRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!"
"Would you like to swing on a star..."
"We got trouble right here, right here in Des Moines city, and that starts with 'T' and that rhymes with 'D' and that stands for Dean!"
"Woooooo! FreeBird!!!"
Dreadful stupid, Palestine
I feel a real kinship with this kid. He's got that "I can't believe Ma dressed me like this for school" look that I used to see in the bathroom mirror so often.
In a favor to the Nation of Islam, Islamic Jihad soldiers guard Michael Jackson's special stash.
Can you imagine what the letters home from these ISM twirts were like? "Dear Mom, today I planted a cute little tree for world peace and brotherhood under the eyes of a masked Palestinian terrorist wielding an AK-47..."
These guys are reservist refuseniks who will not participate in any mission related to maintaining order in the Palestinian areas. Well, at least their fathers will never have to answer that tricky question, "How ya gonna keep em down on the kibbutz after they've seen the bright lights of Ramallah?"
Gore Bores us some more, claims Earth is a hot gooey s'more
"Ground control to Major Al..."
"And so, after I told Governor Dean his Medicare plan needed work..."
A reader of The Federalist hit it out of the park:
"Did Al Gore really say 'the Earth's atmosphere is heating up because of global warming'? Isn't that like saying 'the Earth's atmosphere is heating up because the Earth's atmosphere is heating up'? He should stick to things he's good at -- like inventing the Internet.
"So you see, George W. Bush and his Enron and Halliburton buddies are turning Mother Earth into one-a spicy-a Meata-ball!"
"We've just got to say, 'Pull my finger, you greenhouse gasses!' Well, let's not all do that, we could make things a lot worse."
"Oh, yeah, I can just feel all that terrible global warming! Oh, I'm broiling to death! Yeah, thanks for the info, pinhead!"
"Oh man, I can't believe I was dumb enough to give this guy a five hour block on my liberal radio network. We are so boned."
Then it was off to the Iowa campaign trail... "Yes, we're off on the road to Ottumwa..."
Michael Jackson feels the man-boy love
"Healing the children"? Man, Marvin Gaye is going to be looking for you with a bat!
"Gimme that little boy, and I'll take him to my Gingerbread house for dinner!"
"I'm singin' in the rain, just singin' in the rain...Ooh!"
"Remember, boys as young as two can sleep in my bed!"
"These prosecutors have got to realize I'm a packin' bone thug, and I might put a cap in their tushies! I'm bad!"
"Yeah, fight the power, my peeps!"
"So I grabbed his little...hey wait, is that camera on?"
"Remember, as young as two. Send them over!"
Well, now we know what happened to Corey Feldman after "Dream a Little Dream."
Nope, he's not alone, he usually has little boys with him.
The French support Michael. That says a lot.
C'mon, even when he said he's only had two plastic surgeries? OK ma'am, stand right there, the butterfly net guys will be with you shortly.
Y'know, I'm thinking about Michael Jackson, and how they used to have women play Peter Pan...
Paul O'Neill, what a heel, he should change his name to O'Toole
FairOpinion provided a great caption for this one: "I deserve my 30 pieces of silver".
My caption: "Maybe I can be Dean's Secretary of the Treasury. Better start practicing: Grrrrr! I am angry! Grrrrr!! I hate the rich! Grrrrr! I hate pro-lifers! Grrrrr! Let's kill Rush Limbaugh and make it look like an overdose! Grrrrr!"
Oh jeez, how did that get in there? Must be a typo.
"I don't remember being harsh or dismissive at all. Oh well, there was that one time I said, 'Mister Secretary, you have exactly two seconds to shut up about Bono," but I bought him a beer afterwards and I thought we were all straight. Dang, what a girl!'"
"He did so hurt my feelings, and he can pull my finger!"
Right after the whole "Misused classified documents in a time of war" thing started to break: "Oh yeah. I'm boned."
"Well yes, I know he's a whiny baby, but I'm all about the forgiveness thing. In fact. I'd like to spend more time with Paul, but Laura is worried that he's a little fruity, and trusting me just ain't enough for her when a drinkin' buddy might be trying to grab my butt."
Miscellaneous idiocy
"Hmmm...should I dodge that reporter's asinine question or just tell him straight out that he's got fecal matter for brains?"
"Bogus! My Second Base-Mobile is totaled, and I was going to have that really gnarly mural painted on it next week!" Actually the real idiots are the jihadis who tried to drive this bad boy through a U.S. checkpoint, not the bystanders, but I couldn't resist!
The police hold a brief before the World Social Forum in India: "Boys, it will be a violent, pungently stench-ridden, lice-infested mob of idiots. In other words, this will be just like being an American cop at an ANSWER rally."
Can't beat the original caption:
An Indian dance troop performs an anti-US capitalism dance during the opening ceremony of the 2004 World Social Forum in Bombay.
I wonder if they went to the same interpretive dance school as Squidward!
"Was that supposed to be funny?"
Muslim Women for Non-Conformity, Jakarta chapter, protest the French headscarf decision.
"Religion of peace, please pick up the white courtesy phone..."
An Iranian hardliner says, "Pull my finger for Jihad!"
If you were having a few hundred people come over to climb around in your insides, you'd want to look your best, too.
"What are you looking at? It's a living, isn't it?"
"Lady, I know exactly what you mean!"
"Oh please, my tuchis hurts from sitting in that chair typing all day. Hand me a beer."
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Great job as usual Mr. S!
Al Gore is looking a little heavy in the chin these days.
Al: "And my global-warming predictions are just as scientifically accurate as the globe behind me, which shows Africa about to collide with South America, and the previously 600-mile wide Drake Passage between the Cape Horn tip of South America and Antarctica closing to a mere trickle."
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"My bold plan to stop global warming will involve eliminating all clouds on the planet by the middle of this century -- no clouds, no greenhouse effect, no global warming..."
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