LOL!
I read your post again and I laughed even louder the second time!
ROFLMAO!
I believe you are right!
I'll try to make this as simple as I can.
Kabbalah is a multi-volume ancient Rabbinic text, with unbelievable depth, extremely difficult to understand, recommended not to be studied until the age of 40, requires years of intense learning, and a background of many years of serious Torah study to even begin to understand it.
To assign ANY credibility to Madonna or her other Hollywood cohorts having the slightest idea of what Kabbalah is supposed to be is a complete travesty.
And BTW, who is Rabbi Berg?
All kidding aside, a buddy of mine nailed her in a club about 5 minutes after meeting her. This was way back in the day (early 80's) when she was dating some club promoter/DJ named Jelly Bean or something like that.
He was proud of himself for all of 2 minutes before we jumped all over him for going with that skank (before she became famous for being a skank).
We used to howl with laughter when we were in a car and "Like a Virgin" would come on the radio.