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17) "The tomb is empty? Where the @!#$ could he go?" - Anonymous Roman soldier, appx. 33 AD

28 posted on 03/28/2005 12:00:03 PM PST by kevkrom (If people are free to do as they wish, they are almost certain not to do as Utopian planners wish)

18) "Son, I really @!#$ing need you to hold still for a minute." - William Tell, circa 1307

30 posted on 03/28/2005 12:08:00 PM PST by kevkrom (If people are free to do as they wish, they are almost certain not to do as Utopian planners wish)

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#19) "How the &%@! are the Americans going to stop us from bagging Midway?" -- Admiral Nagumo to Admiral Yamamoto, May 30th, 1942

33 posted on 03/28/2005 12:11:21 PM PST by Poohbah (If it's called "collateral damage," how come I can't use it to secure a loan?)

17) "The tomb is empty? Where the @!#$ could he go?" - Anonymous Roman soldier, appx. 33 AD

Best of show so far...

How about

That @#$% Cornwallis did WHAT?!?!?! -- George III

42 bucks worth of beads? You brought back 42 bucks worth of &^%$ing BEADS? -- Manhattan Indian Chief's wife

When I say the nose is too big, I mean it. Now take just a LITTLE off right ther...$#@$! -- Pharoah to sculptor of the Sphinx

@#$%in' Americans, comin' over the @#$%in' river at @#$%in' CHRISTMAS! @#$%! -- Hessian commander, Trenton

If I'd known it would make `em this @#$%in' mad, I'd have let them eat steak instead! -- Marie Antoinette

We will drive them back into the sea! We will never surrender our island! I am the son of the sun God! [looks at huge mushroom cloud to the southwest] Aw, @#$% THAT! Tojo never warned me about THAT &^%$in $#!#!!! -- Hirohito

That's from the water barrel you spilled the grain in? No, YOU &^%$in drink it! -- Random baker to world's first drunkard, Babylonia, 4500 BC

54 posted on 03/28/2005 1:55:13 PM PST by LibertarianInExile (The South will rise again? Hell, we ever get states' rights firmly back in place, the CSA has risen!)

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