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***OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
TheBigB

Posted on 06/24/2005 6:24:09 AM PDT by TheBigB

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1 posted on 06/24/2005 6:24:10 AM PDT by TheBigB
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To: presidio9; Fierce Allegiance; Constitution Day; martin_fierro; Tijeras_Slim; Owl_Eagle; mhking; ...
Who's got the TV flipper?

2 posted on 06/24/2005 6:25:17 AM PDT by TheBigB (Why yes, I -do- rock! Thanks for noticing!)
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Early vote for oddest headline of the day: Gov't Collects Semen from Historic Bulls
3 posted on 06/24/2005 6:25:25 AM PDT by kevkrom (“It’s good to remember whom people turn to when they’re desperate — and it ain’t Kofi Annan.”)
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4 posted on 06/24/2005 6:25:59 AM PDT by NeoCaveman (And our prisoners at Gitmo eat better than I do)
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Woo-Hoo! Early bump!


5 posted on 06/24/2005 6:25:59 AM PDT by jtminton (Help stop second hand rap!)
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HAPPY FRIDAY!


6 posted on 06/24/2005 6:27:29 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance (This is not your granddaddy's America)
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Will you put me on the OFST list? I feel as though I am silly enough.


7 posted on 06/24/2005 6:28:01 AM PDT by jtminton (Help stop second hand rap!)
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the OFFICIAL THURSDAY SILLINESS THREAD

occurred yesterday on the Senate floor hosted by John Kerry, Nancy Pelosi, Hillary Clinton and other LIBERALS who gnashed their teeth over Carl Roves' comments.

now THAT was silliness!
8 posted on 06/24/2005 6:28:04 AM PDT by peacebaby (We can't become what we need to be by remaining what we are. Oprah Winfrey)
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Time for the happy dance!

9 posted on 06/24/2005 6:28:48 AM PDT by TheBigB (Why yes, I -do- rock! Thanks for noticing!)
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Yeah, I figured if I was able to get it started early enough, there wouldn't be one of those lamebrain "OMG WHERE'S THE OFST! I CAN'T WAIT I'LL START ONE OF MY OWN!!!" threads...


10 posted on 06/24/2005 6:29:47 AM PDT by TheBigB (Why yes, I -do- rock! Thanks for noticing!)
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"She's a witch!"

11 posted on 06/24/2005 6:30:45 AM PDT by The_Victor (Doh!... stupid tagline)
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12 posted on 06/24/2005 6:31:22 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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Time for the happy dance!


13 posted on 06/24/2005 6:31:33 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance (This is not your granddaddy's America)
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Got this via email:

US Redneck Special Forces

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting unit called the US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF).

These North Carolina, South Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia,Texas, and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq.

They have been given the following facts about Terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

...................This mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK.

14 posted on 06/24/2005 6:31:59 AM PDT by b4its2late (If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.)
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A cowboy stopped at a local restaurant following a day of drinking
and roaming around in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a
sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not
only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, "What
is that you just served?"

The waiter replied, "Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are bull's
testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!"

The cowboy, though momentarily daunted, said, "What the heck, I'm on
vacation down here! Bring me an order!"

The waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day
because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early
tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy!"

The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and then that
evening he was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a
few bites, and inspecting the contents of his platter, he called to the
waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than
the ones I saw
you serve yesterday!"

The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si, Senor. Sometimes the
bull
wins."


15 posted on 06/24/2005 6:32:06 AM PDT by jtminton (Help stop second hand rap!)
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Morning BigB. Happy Friday to ya. Let's get this party started. I don't feel like working today.


16 posted on 06/24/2005 6:32:36 AM PDT by Auntbee (Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.)
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18 posted on 06/24/2005 6:33:04 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance (This is not your granddaddy's America)
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19 posted on 06/24/2005 6:34:48 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance (This is not your granddaddy's America)
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Oops.
I may have left it in the easychair.
The chair looked hungry:


20 posted on 06/24/2005 6:35:01 AM PDT by Darksheare (Hey troll, Sith happens.)
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