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Posted on 6/24/2005, 1:24:09 PM by TheBigB
Yabba-dabba doo and woo hoo hoooo! :) It's FRIDAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY! Silliness abounds here in the OFST! Work? Forget about it! :) Come in and have fun! As always, feel free to post jokes, cartoons, silly facts, nonsensical statements, or even to IGNORE THIS THREAD!
Fierce Allegiance poses ---->
"Logic indicates incoming silliness, Captain." 
"Mmkay, who ordered the girl with extra pepperoni?" 
Must...find...happy...place...
LOL
It was nice knowin' ya JimW.
You'll never be the same, that's for sure!!!!
Are you trying to impress me!?
;-)
To-may-to, to-mah-to. =)
With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week. Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey," died peacefully at the age of 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the
coffin.
They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started.
A while back, my mom picked one of those up at a tag sale for my kids. They love it. Asteroids was the best.
Is that jealousy I hear?
So is it good to be first on the list?
None what so ever. All of the blood is much lower than the brain right now!
Says it's a black-and-tan-coonhound
I had a golfer fiance' once.
The relationship went kinda 'wrong' after I took the HD golf cart for a high-speed spin around the course.
Country club officals can be *so* snooty.
[if it says Harley on it, ya gotta drive it like ya stole it]....:))
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit.
So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down. and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... a vibrator!
She went completely ballistic. "You impotent #$%&^*%," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
"I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."
sick...but I still find myself laughing!!!!
;o)
Good morning, Evil Twin.....>:-]
JRBC... looks like Salamander just gave you a new tagline...
That is the truth!!
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