ZOT! "MELUNGEONS" THE "10 LOST TRIBES OF ISRAEL"

I am a MELUNGEONS | ken62

[concretebob]

also Greene & Vick, (which are my family names), Gore, Spurlock.

[concretebob]

Weeelllll, isn't THAT speeeciaaalll.
You ain't one of MY people, bud...keep moving, nothing to see here, move along.

[Chode]

Tired of hitting Troll holes BIGGER than J-Lo's ASS???
Then call the RKBA Fast... Pavers UP!!!

Looks like meat's back on the menu boys!!!

[Petronski]

Aye luv two reed da holly byebull.

[Petronski]

This turkey doesn't even HAVE a keyboard. He posted this with punchcards!

[Petronski]

Talk about going off on a tangent!

[Lijahsbubbe]

THERE WILL NOT BE ANY FUN THEIR FOR YOU, OR "COOD WATER

Are you a "Cood"?

Is Cood water necessary for your survival? Please divulge more info on the Cood culture. Thank you.

[muir_redwoods]

1) Locate the "Caps Lock" key and press it.

2) Switch to the green can and no more sugar for you for awhile, mmmkay?

[kstewskis]

the Melungeons are traditionally identified by family names. A few of the surnames are associated with the Melungeons include Collins, Gibson, Goins,.... It's a conspiracy, I tell you!

Let's get this guy to help!

[NicknamedBob]

"Is Cood water necessary for your survival?"

Not a problem. I'm more into Gas-Cooled Nuclear Reactors anyway, especially for home use.

When I have more time, I may look into "Cold Fusion," but that's not cold water, is it?

[Grampa Dave]

My geometry teacher forgave my "Sines" a long time ago.

[Darksheare]

"REPENT OF YOUR SINES"

Are you saying that sine waves are evil?

[Darksheare]

Cood water, water that has been beaten with pigeons.

[righttackle44]

"Apparently the 10 Lost Tribes can be identified by their peculiar style of spelling and punctuation."

But isn't the point that the 10 Lost Tribes are LOST?
If you WERE a member of one of the 10 Lost Tribes, how would you ever know?

[darkwing104]

On this day the Admin Moderator smited the trollish demon and it was good. The kitties thus celebrated...

Please let me know if you want ON or OFF my Viking Kitty/ZOT ping list!. . .don't be shy.

[roaddog727]

"REPENT OF YOUR SINES" BEFORE IT IS TO LATE."

SINES? SINES??

What's wrong with my trigonometric functions?

But, just so you know, listen:

You are no doubt, ugly. I would venture to say that you are so ugly, both in mind, soul and outward appearance as to be revolting to the sight. Gut-wrenching, barf-bag filling, hang-a-pork-chop-around-your-neck-to-get-the-dog-to-play-with-you ugly. Mind-numbingly ugly. So ugly that you could look the medusa square in the eye and turn HER into stone. Naw, I bet you're even uglier than that. So ugly that in comparison to your visage, a bucket-full of penguine crap would be regarded as an artful masterpiece. Monumentally ugly. So ugly that If I had to look directly at you, my autonomic reflexes would cause me to soil my drawers. Worse - if your dead, decrepid corpse was fed into a tree-chipper, the chipper would malfunction and barf out tree-chipper teeth. Black-holes would refuse to alow you past their event-horizon for fear of contamination. THAT's how UGLY you are.

[hiredhand]

Bless the nation of Israel! As for you...

ZOT!




We know how you must be feeling right about now. :-) ...

[SlowBoat407]

Zot? You're soaking in it!

[Translates]

Bet you're just a regular babe maggot.

[beckysueb]

Even if it was a troll, at least I got to learn about Melungeons, thanks to your link.

Me, too. I live in Tennessee and had never heard of them.