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1 posted on 10/17/2005 9:04:19 PM PDT by Aussie Dasher
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To: Aussie Dasher

Well, the responses to this thread should be predictable...lol


2 posted on 10/17/2005 9:05:08 PM PDT by Blue Scourge (USAF....when it has to be blown up now, accept no substitute)
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To: Aussie Dasher

That's it! Now I have an excuse!


3 posted on 10/17/2005 9:05:12 PM PDT by JRios1968 ("Sharpie Diem": seize the marker.)
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To: Aussie Dasher

What did Monica know about Bill and could she have saved him a heart attack?


4 posted on 10/17/2005 9:05:46 PM PDT by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: Aussie Dasher

"That which doesn't kill me only makes me..."...oh forget it.


5 posted on 10/17/2005 9:07:02 PM PDT by keithtoo (Vast Right Wing Conspiracy - Founding Member)
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To: Aussie Dasher
MEN who cannot have sex are as much at risk of having a heart attack as smokers and diabetics.

And gee, diabetics typically lose their ability to perform because of the disease...and smokers have a higher incidence of impotence than non-smokers.

So smoke 'em if ya got 'em and pass the insulin!

6 posted on 10/17/2005 9:07:25 PM PDT by Prime Choice (E=mc^3. Don't drink and derive.)
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To: Aussie Dasher

I think it's only fair for the ladies to pitch in and do all they can to allieviate this raging health problem.


7 posted on 10/17/2005 9:07:48 PM PDT by thoughtomator
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To: Aussie Dasher
Says to wife: "No it's really good for me, I don't really care about her"

Wife says: (unintelligible)

(Sound of Pump Shotgun)
10 posted on 10/17/2005 9:20:00 PM PDT by KoRn
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To: Aussie Dasher

So there's a medical basis for the pity -- ummm, well you know.


11 posted on 10/17/2005 9:21:24 PM PDT by Buck W. (Yesterday's Intelligentsia are today's Irrelevantsia.)
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To: PatrickHenry
A good argument to present to those who believe research is of no particular value. BTW, how are your arteries, PH? ;)
12 posted on 10/17/2005 9:28:22 PM PDT by Aracelis
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To: Aussie Dasher
Kudos to the brave and relentless Australian researchers pioneering this vital area of concern! :)
13 posted on 10/17/2005 9:29:58 PM PDT by Aracelis
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To: Aussie Dasher

I guess I'll live to be a 100...


16 posted on 10/17/2005 10:06:51 PM PDT by melt (O'liver' Stoned is yellow...)
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To: Aussie Dasher

So. Now it all makes sense. My wife is trying to kill me.


17 posted on 10/17/2005 10:11:52 PM PDT by Horatio Gates (Ski Tibet!)
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To: ValerieUSA

This one *has* to be related:

Musical breast implants
Ananova | 10/13/2005 | Ananova
Posted on 10/14/2005 1:28:07 PM PDT by Mike Bates
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1502606/posts

Nope, not a euphemism:

Sucking a Fishermen's Friend could get you into trouble
Ananova | 09/28/205 | Staff
Posted on 10/14/2005 12:09:20 PM PDT by Red Badger
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1502570/posts


18 posted on 10/17/2005 10:15:54 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (Down with Dhimmicrats! I last updated by FR profile on Sunday, August 14, 2005.)
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To: Aussie Dasher
Erectile dysfunction!


19 posted on 10/17/2005 10:18:37 PM PDT by demlosers
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To: Aussie Dasher
MEN who cannot have sex are as much at risk of having a heart attack as smokers and diabetics.

Does it count if the reason you cannot have sex is that women don't even acknowledge you exist?

24 posted on 10/18/2005 3:51:02 AM PDT by CzarNicky (The problem with bad ideas is that they seemed like good ideas at the time.)
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To: Aussie Dasher
Why wasn't this information available for me to give my parents when I was caught...oh never mind.
25 posted on 10/18/2005 3:59:09 AM PDT by Heatseeker ("I sort of like liberals now. They’re kind of cute when they’re shivering and afraid." - Ann Coulter)
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To: Aussie Dasher

Well, every time I see a good looking nurse, I ask for help with my hard attack. Does that count as 'seeking medical assistance'?


41 posted on 10/18/2005 5:52:59 PM PDT by Emmett McCarthy
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