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Top Ten Signs You're A Gay Cowboy (Letterman)
CBS | Late Show Top Ten Archive: December 13, 2005 ^
| December 13, 2005
| CBS | Late Show with David Letterman
Posted on 12/15/2005 5:40:29 PM PST by DBeers
Top Ten Signs You're A Gay Cowboy
10. "Your saddle is Versace"
9. "Instead of 'Home On The Range', you sing 'It's Raining Men'"
8. "You enjoy ridin', ropin', and redecoratin'"
7. "Sold your livestock to buy tickets to 'Mamma Mia'"
6. "After watching reruns of 'Gunsmoke', you have to take a cold shower"
5. "Native Americans refer to you as 'Dances With Men'"
4. "You've been lassoed more times than most steers"
3. "You're wearing chaps, yet your 'ranch' is in Chelsea"
2. "Instead of a saloon you prefer a salon"
1. "You love riding, but you don't have a horse"
TOPICS: TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: homosexualagenda; humor; letterman
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To: aomagrat
Interestingly, Gucci actually started as a saddle maker...
41
posted on
12/15/2005 5:59:53 PM PST
by
durasell
To: Millee; onyx; nicmarlo; Borax Queen; phantomworker; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; najida; ...
42
posted on
12/15/2005 6:00:33 PM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
((It was) Like being shot through a pinball machine with a piano on your chest!)
To: JRochelle; DBeers
13. The petshop owner would prefer you fed the gerbil to your pet snake.
43
posted on
12/15/2005 6:02:10 PM PST
by
Titan Magroyne
(Suicide Bomb Instructor: "Now pay attention, I'm only gonna do this once...")
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
To: AmericanDave
45
posted on
12/15/2005 6:03:10 PM PST
by
Wheens
To: JRochelle
We knew that would happen.
LOL!!!
46
posted on
12/15/2005 6:04:01 PM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
((It was) Like being shot through a pinball machine with a piano on your chest!)
To: Dashing Dasher
Thank you for the ping to lughs.
I just heard the funnist thing...
O'Reilly's show --- a letter he read, referred to Baby Jesus as the "holiday infant."
OMG!
47
posted on
12/15/2005 6:04:03 PM PST
by
onyx
((Vicksburg, MS) North is a direction. South is a way of life.)
To: JRochelle
I'm not! I'm LMAO!!
Good grief, what some will go through to get their jollies!
48
posted on
12/15/2005 6:05:37 PM PST
by
Ladysmith
((NRA, SAS) Prepare for Override! Support Zien's PPA/CCW bill in Wisconsin.)
To: durasell
Ever hear the old C&W song "I've got the hoss if you've got the saddle"?
49
posted on
12/15/2005 6:05:48 PM PST
by
saganite
(The poster formerly known as Arkie 2)
To: onyx
Saw that...
Holiday Infant!?
LOL!!
50
posted on
12/15/2005 6:05:55 PM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
((It was) Like being shot through a pinball machine with a piano on your chest!)
To: AmericanDave
What was her name? 2 of 47? 38 of DD.
51
posted on
12/15/2005 6:06:52 PM PST
by
steve-b
(A desire not to butt into other people's business is eighty percent of all human wisdom)
To: Ladysmith
Where is PETA when you need them?
To: Ladysmith
53
posted on
12/15/2005 6:08:36 PM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
((It was) Like being shot through a pinball machine with a piano on your chest!)
To: Dashing Dasher
I'm still laughing --- and I can't stop. YET.
The HOLIDAY INFANT.
54
posted on
12/15/2005 6:10:11 PM PST
by
onyx
((Vicksburg, MS) North is a direction. South is a way of life.)
To: saganite
Sorry, don't know that one.
55
posted on
12/15/2005 6:11:47 PM PST
by
durasell
To: steve-b
56
posted on
12/15/2005 6:16:37 PM PST
by
DBeers
(†)
To: Hand em their arse
Nah. Homo on the Range was too easy, and everyone on the staff probably had heard it already elsewhere. "It's Raining Men" is a little more inspired (IMHO).
Excellent list. I may have to forward it.
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posted on
12/15/2005 6:20:22 PM PST
by
Tanniker Smith
(I didn't know she was a liberal when I married her.)
To: Dashing Dasher
Ok, I have to ask, although after that last one, I'm not sure I want to... What's this all about? (Cringing and holding my breath...)
58
posted on
12/15/2005 6:21:48 PM PST
by
Ladysmith
((NRA, SAS) Prepare for Override! Support Zien's PPA/CCW bill in Wisconsin.)
To: Hand em their arse
How about this one:
When someone yells "Saddle up!" you drop your pants.
Sorry. Wasn't funny.
59
posted on
12/15/2005 6:22:25 PM PST
by
libertyman
("....It's [the Constitution] just a g-ddamned piece of paper" --Presidebt Bush, Nov. '05)
To: Ladysmith
Did you read the story?
It's his "I'm done" word.
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posted on
12/15/2005 6:22:54 PM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
((It was) Like being shot through a pinball machine with a piano on your chest!)
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