The OFFICIAL weekly "24" Season 5 Live thread!

FOX 24 ^ | 1-15-06 | Jack Bauer

[LS]

Jeez. Well, that ruined it for me.

[sharkhawk]

Finally got to watch the show this AM, and though I agree that in the past seasons the moles were pretty ridiculous for a top secret government agency, the guys who got in this year might have been able to do it. Spencer wasn't really a "mole", the administration sent him to CTU with all the proper security clearances, the mole is actually the chief of staff. I could see the Toons pulling something like this, and there would be no way to block him. The assassin was signed in by a legitimate CTU officer.

[rrr51]

I got Season 1 6-DVD set for XMAS and now I want to watch Season 2. Anybody out there want to trade Season 2 for Season 1. Send me a private reply. Thanks.

[MadCharity]

For those that like "Kim"

[GOP and the City]

Blogs4Bauer
Congrats to Jack for his SAG award for Best-Asskicker in a drama series. But, did he really need to behead Paul Giamatti after accepting the award?

[GWfan]

placemark.

[libertarianben]

You're the man.

[Nita Nupress]

Thanks for your informative comments regarding Edgar and data mining a couple of weeks ago. It was much appreciated, even though I never came back to let you know that at the time. (Sorry!)

I missed the show last week due to sheer stupidity. I was thinking it airs on Tuesday nights for some strange reason. (I was so, so, SO pi**ed when I realized I'd missed it!!) Anyway, I may not get to watch all of the show tonight either. (It DOES air tonight, right? At 8:00 EST?)

Do any of you know if there are any particular FReepers who post a regular/weekly summary so I could search for their name(s)? I just don't have the time it takes to read all these comments on this long thread, unfortunately. I DID manage to find a synopsis from last week's show somewhere else, but I'm kinda partial to FReepers and their superior intellect, doncha know. :-)

[MadCharity]

If anyone here is a LOST fan along with being a 24 fan...here's something I found that was really humerous... >: >: >: Hello >: Hello? Dad? >:Walt? Yes, this is Walt >:Are you O.K.? Yes >:Are The Others there? No Where are you? I'm in L.A. How did you get to L.A.? >:Helicopter >:Exactly where in L.A. are you? C.T.U. >:Wait a minute. You're on 24? Yes >:What the heck are you doin on 24? I get screentime on 24, and Fox network bought my contract out from those rotten filthy stingy execs at ABC. I'm makin' fat bank! I just bought a new Dodge Charger and it's totally pimped and has a Playstation 2 in the trunk! Are you alone? No >:Then who's with you? Chloe >:Chloe from 24? Hello, this is Chloe O'Brien. Please disconnect. This line must remain clear as I am expecting a message from Agent Jack Bauer. >:This is Special Agent Jack Bauer. Who the hell is using this line? >:This is Michael. Michael, get off this network! I have critical data to upload to Washington D.C.. The terrorists have nerve gas and the President must be warned, or millions of people are going to die!!! >:Jack Bauer, this is the NSA. We will inform the President. NSA? This is Jack Bauer. What are you doing on this network? >:We are authorized by the President to conduct surveillance on all overseas communication. >:NSA, this is Michael. We are stranded on a deserted island. Please send rescue! This is NSA. We cannot comply with your request. >:Why not? We are not authorized to do that. SYSTEM MESSAGE: WE HAVE DETECTED SPYWARE ON YOUR COMPUTER!!! This is NSA. Please ignore that. >:WAAAAAAAAAALT! WAAAAAAAAALT! Dad, I'm NOT coming back! Tell ABC they can suck it or talk to my lawyer! Walt, you've got to send help! >:MESSAGE: YOU HAVE WON A FREE XBOX! CLICK HERE FOR YOUR FREE XBOX! Hello, Michael. >: Michael here. Who is this? This is Joshua. >:Joshua, we are stranded. Please send for rescue. I do not know how to send for rescue. How about a nice game of chess? >: This is Special Agent Jack Bauer. CLEAR THIS NETWORK NOW OR YOU'LL BE ARRESTED AND CHARGED WITH TREASON! Dad? >:Walt, I've got to input the numbers! The alarm in the hatch is going off! whY don yoU go n oFf yerSelF u sTupid noOby! >:This is Michael. Who the hell is this? thIs is adEE the Noob sLayiN cowBoy! and uR miSsin yer nooB brAne! >:WTF? Please stay off the network. I'm going to enter the code! 4 8 15 16 i AM gonNa laUgh when Ur stuPId hatCh blow uP it will be cooL! >:THIS IS MICHAEL. GET OFF THE NETWORK SO I CAN ENTER THE CODE! THE TIMER IS REACHING ZERO! >:4 8 15 16 23 yur A zeRo and ADee is 100 pErcent greateSt Ever! >: Dad?

[MadCharity]

Sorry for the messed up post...here it is better reading

If anyone here is a LOST fan along with being a 24 fan...here's something I found that was really humerous...

>:

>:

>:

Hello

>: Hello?

Dad?

>:Walt?

Yes, this is Walt

>:Are you O.K.?

Yes

>:Are The Others there?

No

Where are you?

I'm in L.A.

How did you get to L.A.?

>:Helicopter

>:Exactly where in L.A. are you?

C.T.U.

>:Wait a minute. You're on 24?

Yes

>:What the heck are you doin on 24?

I get screentime on 24, and Fox network bought my contract out from those rotten filthy stingy execs at ABC. I'm makin' fat bank! I just bought a new Dodge Charger and it's totally pimped and has a Playstation 2 in the trunk!

Are you alone?

No

>:Then who's with you?

Chloe

>:Chloe from 24?

Hello, this is Chloe O'Brien. Please disconnect. This line must remain clear as I am expecting a message from Agent Jack Bauer.

>:This is Special Agent Jack Bauer. Who the hell is using this line?

>:This is Michael.

Michael, get off this network! I have critical data to upload to Washington D.C.. The terrorists have nerve gas and the President must be warned, or millions of people are going to die!!!

>:Jack Bauer, this is the NSA. We will inform the President.

NSA? This is Jack Bauer. What are you doing on this network?

>:We are authorized by the President to conduct surveillance on all overseas communication.

>:NSA, this is Michael. We are stranded on a deserted island. Please send rescue!

This is NSA. We cannot comply with your request.

>:Why not?

We are not authorized to do that.

SYSTEM MESSAGE: WE HAVE DETECTED SPYWARE ON YOUR COMPUTER!!!

This is NSA. Please ignore that.

>:WAAAAAAAAAALT! WAAAAAAAAALT!

Dad, I'm NOT coming back! Tell ABC they can suck it or talk to my lawyer!

Walt, you've got to send help!

>:MESSAGE: YOU HAVE WON A FREE XBOX! CLICK HERE FOR YOUR FREE XBOX!

Hello, Michael.

>: Michael here. Who is this?

This is Joshua.

>:Joshua, we are stranded. Please send for rescue.

I do not know how to send for rescue. How about a nice game of chess?

>: This is Special Agent Jack Bauer. CLEAR THIS NETWORK NOW OR YOU'LL BE ARRESTED AND CHARGED WITH TREASON!

Dad?

>:Walt, I've got to input the numbers! The alarm in the hatch is going off!

whY don yoU go n oFf yerSelF u sTupid noOby!

>:This is Michael. Who the hell is this?

thIs is adEE the Noob sLayiN cowBoy! and uR miSsin yer nooB brAne!

>:WTF? Please stay off the network. I'm going to enter the code!

4 8 15 16 i AM gonNa laUgh when Ur stuPId hatCh blow uP it will be cooL!

>:THIS IS MICHAEL. GET OFF THE NETWORK SO I CAN ENTER THE CODE! THE TIMER IS REACHING ZERO!

>:4 8 15 16 23 yur A zeRo and ADee is 100 pErcent greateSt Ever!

>: Dad?

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[TomGuy]

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EPISODE GUIDE

SHOW TITLE: Flight 93
CATEGORY: Doc
SYNOPSIS: On Sept. 11, 2001, courageous passengers aboard a hijacked airplane fight back against terrorists.
CHANNEL: 27 [AETV]
DATE / TIME: January 30: 8:00PM
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January 31: 12:00AM, 9:00PM
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February 1: 1:00AM, 8:00PM
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February 2: 12:00AM
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February 4: 11:00AM
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February 5: 11:00AM
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February 8: 8:00AM, 2:00PM
RATING: NR
LENGTH: 105 Minutes

[OXENinFLA]

24 PING!!

Sorry I'm a bit early, my laptop is acting up.

[silent_jonny]

Sorry I'm a bit early, my laptop is acting up.

You can't fool us--you just wanna watch Skating with Celebrities :)

[mystery-ak]

Skating with Celebrities :


I'm not watching that again.....LOL

[Kate of Spice Island]

24, skating with the stars...

It's all the same to me.

[silent_jonny]

He's waiting for you, buddy.

:)

[Peach]

Hi. I won't watch that Skating with Celebrities again either. It hurt every time they fell.

Ready for Jack!

[Peach]

ROFL!

[silent_jonny]

24, skating with the stars... It's all the same to me.

Either you're dissing 24, or you gave the Skating show a huge compliment.

[TomGuy]

While we wait, some humor from he who always provides humor:

Senator Kerry explains:

Kerry the Clueless video

61 kb in WMV format