Don't follow super-size Americans, says Prince (He thinks we're all fat)

Drudge Report ^ | January 27, 2006 | Andrew Pierce

[04-Bravo]

Charlie, I might be fat, but my dog is prettier than your ugly wife.

[Reagan Man]

Hey Prince Charles, we may be overweight, but the British have rotten teeth. See a dentist.

[SunkenCiv]

Two more words -- abolish monarchy.

and for the Prince of Wales, three words -- get a job.

[ValerieUSA]

*L*

Dear Charlie

We poor, fat and ugly Americans are so thankful you have noticed our plight. Please start a charity campaign for our welfare immediately. Maybe, with enough crown jewels in our coffers, we, too, can be beautiful people like you and your lovely Camilla. Only with better teeth, and less patrician noses, and eyes that are not so beady and close together, and ears that lie flat against our heads, and an overall less equine look.

*smooches*
ValerieUSA

[ValerieUSA]

Is there a reward for anyone who finds your lost 75 pounds? How much is that in shillings?

[SunkenCiv]

And chins. Don't forget, we have chins. ;')

[Lazamataz]

Is there a reward for anyone who finds your lost 75 pounds?

I told my friend I lost 75 lbs.

He said, "Turn around, you'll find it."

[Lazamataz]

And chins. Don't forget, we have chins. ;')

In fact, often we have two or three of them.

[MaryFromMichigan]

In fact, often we have two or three of them.

Sounds like the Chins you refer to now must be the Chinese folks that rent an apartment from you.

[ValerieUSA]

Harry Chen was a customer at our shop last week, and he was beardless. I was very disappointed.