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Man accused of hiding lobster in pants
The Courier Mail (Australia) ^ | February 15, 2006

Posted on 02/15/2006 12:22:27 PM PST by Shermy

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To: Xenalyte

Hi Miss Xena, freepmail me that link to wedding pictures too!

:-)

And how have you been lately?


61 posted on 02/15/2006 1:05:59 PM PST by RikaStrom (The number one rule of the Kama Sutra is that you both be on the same page.../Exeter 051705)
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To: Ramius; HairOfTheDog

Pinged without comment. ;~D


62 posted on 02/15/2006 1:09:54 PM PST by ecurbh (I think you know exactly what I mean when I say, "It's a shpadoinkle day!")
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To: Shermy

Oh boy. I have a feeling that this is gonna be one of "those" threads. LOL


63 posted on 02/15/2006 1:11:14 PM PST by NRA2BFree (All I ask is a chance to prove that money can*t make me happy.)
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To: Shermy
OK I did not read the article but with this title I knew I had to read the replies and the FReepers did not let me down.....LOL thanks for the laugh FReepers
64 posted on 02/15/2006 1:13:42 PM PST by Kimmers (It isn't that they can't see the solution. It is that they can't see the problem. G. K. Chesterton)
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To: RikaStrom

'Tis freepmailed! I am doing great - looking for work and trying to lose some weight. I might be joining Allegra in Baghdad - excitement! How are you doing?


65 posted on 02/15/2006 1:19:52 PM PST by Xenalyte (Can you count, suckas? I say the future is ours . . . if you can count.)
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To: weegee

"I did NOT have sexual relations with that Lobster..."


66 posted on 02/15/2006 1:25:27 PM PST by Rakkasan1 (Muslims pray to Allah, Allah prays to Chuck Norris.)
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To: Rennes Templar
"I don't marine to be down on the guy, but I hope his insurance has a special liability claws."

I checked out his insurance pool-icy. It should cover any work performed by an arthropodic sturgeon. It seems he got special grouper rates which allow him to be examined any time he filets eel.

67 posted on 02/15/2006 1:25:32 PM PST by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum.)
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To: SeamusVA

Glad I could be of service to you.


68 posted on 02/15/2006 1:25:40 PM PST by tractorman
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To: Shermy

He might have tried pilfering a different kind of seafood, but he didn't want to end up with squid marks in his shorts.


69 posted on 02/15/2006 1:28:25 PM PST by southernnorthcarolina (I've upped my standards! Up yours!)
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To: Shermy

I was going to make a really lame comment about codpieces, but...

.

70 posted on 02/15/2006 1:30:27 PM PST by Fintan (Shut up. You're rude and silly. And ugly.)
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To: GSWarrior

you guys are killing me.


71 posted on 02/15/2006 1:34:34 PM PST by stormlead
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To: PatrickHenry; longshadow; VadeRetro; balrog666; Senator Bedfellow; RadioAstronomer; js1138; ...
The seafood lover of Brisbane

Used his shorts to shoplift a lobster
and several pink shrimp

He walked out with a limp
But took a hit when they bit
never to love woman again.

72 posted on 02/15/2006 1:36:59 PM PST by Kenny Bunk (End vote fraud. End the Democrat Party)
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To: Shermy

Is that a lobster in your pants or are you just glad to see me?


73 posted on 02/15/2006 1:38:06 PM PST by Beckwith (The liberal press has picked sides ... and they have sided with the Islamofascists)
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To: Shermy; blam; TrebleRebel; Allan; Mitchell; okie01; Grampa Dave; aculeus; dighton; swarthyguy

No, he was just glad to see us.


74 posted on 02/15/2006 1:38:25 PM PST by Kenny Bunk (End vote fraud. End the Democrat Party)
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To: PatrickHenry
To: longshadow; VadeRetro; balrog666; Senator Bedfellow; RadioAstronomer; js1138; whattajoke; Shryke; ..
Lobster in Pants Ping List
Don't ask to be added to or dropped from this list; just don't!

I want in.....dammit!!!

75 posted on 02/15/2006 1:43:05 PM PST by Focault's Pendulum (I'm not a curmudgeon!!!! I've just been in a bad mood since '73)
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To: Shermy
Simpson represented himself in court where he pleaded guilty to the charge.

He told the Judge, "I just wished I hadn't poured the hot melted butter down there too."

76 posted on 02/15/2006 1:46:02 PM PST by Darth Republican
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To: Shermy

ROFL

Thanks for the howl!


77 posted on 02/15/2006 1:46:21 PM PST by Joy in the Journey (http://ancientquest.blogspot.com/)
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To: Rennes Templar

Obviously the result of taking too much sea-alis. But then it's probably a fancy tail that he cooked up.


78 posted on 02/15/2006 1:52:45 PM PST by Enterprise (The MSM - Propaganda wing and news censorship division of the Democrat Party.)
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To: Shermy

Do lobsters scream when thrown into boiling water....


79 posted on 02/15/2006 1:58:41 PM PST by laney (*I believe Weaver 210 is a talking bird....)
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To: Shermy; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; SandyInSeattle; Darksheare; tiamat; ...



80 posted on 02/15/2006 2:01:40 PM PST by Slings and Arrows ("I'd rather hunt with Cheney than drive with Kennedy." --fanfan)
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