To: uncleshag; Purple Mountains Maj; MadCharity; phantomworker; BadKittySF; vipervomit; LiveFreee; ...
The Shopping Game! Here's the deal:
you must come up with any four items that could be found at a store like, say, Fred Meyer. (This is a store that has a wide variety of groceries, but also has sporting goods, cosmetics, electronic equipment, clothing, etc. You get the idea.) The point is that the four items be innocuous in and of themselves, but in combination would completely freak out the checkout clerk, or at least make him/her wonder what in the hell you've got planned for the evening.
Birthday card.
Brownie mix.
Chocolate ex-lax.
Video camera.
2 posted on
03/03/2006 5:38:42 AM PST by
Xenophobic Alien
(At a higher altitude with flag unfurled We reached the dizzy heights of that dreamed of world)
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To: Xenophobic Alien
Let the OFST begin!!!!!
5 posted on
03/03/2006 5:40:02 AM PST by
Rummyfan
To: Xenophobic Alien
Live goldfish
a blender
plastic cups
vodka
6 posted on
03/03/2006 5:40:41 AM PST by
Xenophobic Alien
(At a higher altitude with flag unfurled We reached the dizzy heights of that dreamed of world)
To: Xenophobic Alien
Box of condoms
Battery Operated Electric drill
10 Packs of Hot Dogs
Box of Kleenex.........
7 posted on
03/03/2006 5:41:52 AM PST by
Red Badger
(And he will be a wild man; his hand will be against every man, and every man's hand against him...)
To: Xenophobic Alien
A Don Ho CD. Saran wrap. An Enema kit. Road Flares.
8 posted on
03/03/2006 5:42:41 AM PST by
theDentist
(Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
To: Xenophobic Alien
- 100-pack of Trojans.
- four large watermelons.
- 1 copy of "Partying for Dummies".
- Two rolls of aluminum foil.
16 posted on
03/03/2006 5:47:47 AM PST by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: Xenophobic Alien
Duct tape
handcuffs
paper towels
extra large trash bags
19 posted on
03/03/2006 5:49:21 AM PST by
Toby06
(Check out my revised profile!)
To: Xenophobic Alien
Chocolate syrup
Vaseline
Tarp
Neon paint
22 posted on
03/03/2006 5:52:54 AM PST by
Auntbee
(I have become comfortably numb.)
To: Xenophobic Alien
- Bouquet of flowers
- Bottle of Wine
- Rat poison
- Shovel
23 posted on
03/03/2006 5:53:25 AM PST by
Egon
(We are number one! All others are number two... or lower.)
To: Xenophobic Alien
- Maxipads.
- Chocolate syrup.
- Clear packing tape.
- 8 Rolls of film.
24 posted on
03/03/2006 5:53:34 AM PST by
Izzy Dunne
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To: Xenophobic Alien
Reciprocating saw
Latex gloves
Gauze
Medical tape
25 posted on
03/03/2006 5:53:41 AM PST by
Sax
To: All
Good morning! Happy Friday!
Little Johnny's neighbors had a new baby. Unfortunately, the baby was
born without ears. When the mother brought the new baby home from the
hospital, Little Johnny's family was invited over to see him.
Before they left their house, Little Johnny's dad had a talk with him
and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if
he so much as mentioned anything about the baby's
missing ears or even said the word, "ears", he would get the spanking of
his life when they came back home. Little Johnny told his dad he
understood completely.
When Little Johnny looked into the crib he said,
"What a beautiful baby."
The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnny."
Little Johnny said, "He has beautiful little feet
and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes.
Can he see?" asked Little Johnny.
"Yes" , the mother replied, "we are so thankful.
The doctor said he will have 20/20 vision."
"That's great", said Little Johnny, "cuz he'd be
s*^t outta luck if he needed glasses."
28 posted on
03/03/2006 5:54:45 AM PST by
day10
(Whenever you come near the human race, there's layers and layers of nonsense.)
To: Xenophobic Alien
dog-training shock collar
leather belt
clothes hangers
The book All Your Kindergartner Needs to Know
29 posted on
03/03/2006 5:54:52 AM PST by
Chanticleer
(Let us speak courteously, deal fairly, and keep ourselves armed and ready. T. Roosevelt)
To: Xenophobic Alien
Bird feeder
Bird seed
Bird shot
Shake & Bake
30 posted on
03/03/2006 5:55:59 AM PST by
Sax
To: Xenophobic Alien
Everyone's list is great!
I'm too asleep yet to figure out mine.
32 posted on
03/03/2006 5:59:43 AM PST by
Hoodlum91
(pcottraux says I'm special!)
To: Xenophobic Alien
First time on one of these threads...I'll try (to freak out the cashier).
An empty pinata
A baseball bat
A bottle of Cuervo
2 dozen white mice (or gerbils/hamsters)
To: Xenophobic Alien
1 Cucumber.
1 box xtra-large condoms.
1 bottle K-Y warming lotion.
1 Barney DVD.
36 posted on
03/03/2006 6:04:00 AM PST by
reagan_fanatic
(Darwinism is a belief in the meaninglessness of existence - R. Kirk)
To: Xenophobic Alien
Vaseline
Condoms
Cans of dog food
A nature video
39 posted on
03/03/2006 6:05:51 AM PST by
MacDorcha
(In Theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.)
To: Xenophobic Alien
12 packs of D batteries
12 Packs of panties
12 Gold fish
12 Small jars of Vaseline
12 Bananas
12 Tombstone Pizzas
1 Disposable camera
40 posted on
03/03/2006 6:06:34 AM PST by
Dallas59
((“You love life, while we love death"( Al-Qaeda & Democratic Party))
To: Xenophobic Alien
Chocolate syrup
Stainless steel chain, 4'
Duct Tape
Marvin Gaye CD
52 posted on
03/03/2006 6:15:08 AM PST by
RockinRight
(Attention RNC...we're the party of Reagan, not FDR...)
To: Xenophobic Alien; Xenalyte; cjshapi; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; Dashing Dasher
you must come up with any four items that could be found at a store like, say, Fred Meyer. (This is a store that has a wide variety of groceries, but also has sporting goods, cosmetics, electronic equipment, clothing, etc. You get the idea.) The point is that the four items be innocuous in and of themselves, but in combination would completely freak out the checkout clerk, or at least make him/her wonder what in the hell you've got planned for the evening.
- Lighter.
- Road flares.
- Sexual lubricant, preferably anal in nature.
- Dog treats.
63 posted on
03/03/2006 6:22:09 AM PST by
Lazamataz
(Islam is a fatal disease that must be eradicated from the body Earth.)
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