LMAO! I'm married to one of these types. On my first week of WW he ordered a huge beef sandwich with grilled onions and melted cheese and cheese fried. I wanted to beat him with the sandwich.
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.
Dr. Phil proclaims, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started." It's as simple as that. So, I looked around my house to see all the things I had started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Zinfandel, a bottle of Jack Daniels, a package of Oreos, the remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the cheesecake, some saltines, and a box of chocolates.
You have no idea how freaking good I feel!