Posted on 06/26/2006 7:36:08 PM PDT by tuffydoodle
I'm Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD Republican.
I like big cars, big cigars and naturally big racks. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid-level governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts squirting out babies. I don't care about appearing compassionate. I think playing with guns doesn't make you a killer. I believe its called the Boy Scouts for a reason. I think I'm better than the homeless. I am not the real Slim Shady, so I think that I’m gonna stay seated right here in this damn comfy chair. I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized. I don't care if you call me a racist, a homophobe or a misogynist. I am not tolerant of others because they are different. I know that no matter how big Jennifer Lopez’s toilet gets, I’ll still want to see it.
http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/carlin.asp
(Excerpt) Read more at snopes.com ...
Actually if you follow the link then you will see that this was written by someone on FR.
http://www.freerepublic.com/forum/a3b21fbab4b27.htm
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1492984/posts
Here is what I find in site search here.
TWO Ugly American posts in one day!
Pinging the bad republican. I remember getting this email a long time ago.
Ooops! I was searching for the links and html-ing (if that's such a word) before I saw your post.
See what other fame we claimed today
Posters at right-wing board threaten to kill Times editors, reporters
http://www.rawstory.com/news/2006/Posters_at_rightwing_board_threaten_to_0626.html
bump
Sheesh, how'd you find *that* Lefty crank site?
We are everywhere, everywhere, everywhere, yeah...
They found US! LOL
Snopes leans left. They dismissed the Clinton Body Count.
FYI, HTV.
Wow, what a find! You were even personally named. I'm jealous.
I got the email yesterday, that's why I was on snopes. Except in the email I got it was attributed to Andy Rooney instead of George Carlin.
Ted Nugent, George Carlin and now Andy Rooney!
Snicker!
I think yesterday's poster is still insisting he is the first one to ever post the article. ;)
What's really funny is although the story is attributed to all of these very well known figures, it was a FR poster who wrote it! How great is that?
Not quite as prestigious as being slandered by the Clown Posse, but what the heck. ;o)
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