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FUN WITH THE ACLU
Posted on 08/25/2006 5:18:57 PM PDT by Diago
FUN WITH THE ACLU
Wanna have some fun this CHRISTMAS? Send the ACLU a CHRISTMAS CARD!
As they are working so very hard to get rid of the CHRISTMAS part of this holiday, we should all send them a nice, CHRISTIAN, card to brighten up their dark, sad, little world.
Make sure it says "Merry Christmas" on it.
Here's the Address, just don't be rude or crude.
ACLU 125 Broad Street 18th Floor New York, NY 10004
Two tons of Christmas cards would freeze their operations because they wouldn't know if any were regular mail containing contributions.. So spend 39 cents and tell the ACLU to leave Christmas alone. Also tell them that there is no such thing as a Holiday Tree. . . . It's a Christmas Tree even in the fields!!
And pass this on to your email lists. We really want to communicate with the ACLU! They really DESERVE us!!
TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: aclu; card; cards; christmas; merry; merrychristmas
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posted on
08/25/2006 5:18:57 PM PDT
by
Diago
To: Diago
Great idea! The more religious the better.
2
posted on
08/25/2006 5:25:43 PM PDT
by
ukie55
To: ukie55
They will know a card ... but a business envelope with a Christian message, a Merry Christmas and the plan of Salvation on 8 x 11 ... they'll at least open it.
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posted on
08/25/2006 5:44:49 PM PDT
by
knarf
(Someone stole my tagline !! It was here a minute ago .. /8^( ...)
To: Diago
Sprinkle holy water on them. The ACLUite who opens it will burst into flames upon contact. LMAO *snort* :-)
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posted on
08/25/2006 5:54:04 PM PDT
by
Viking2002
(How to spot a hypocrite: those who protest first and loudest, are usually the most guilty.)
To: knarf
I'm sure there is something a person could design on the computer. It would probably help to type the envelope to make it look more business like. Use religious Christmas stamps too. It wouldn't give away the content.
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posted on
08/25/2006 5:54:11 PM PDT
by
ukie55
To: Diago
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posted on
08/25/2006 5:55:03 PM PDT
by
syriacus
(Worried about attacks from Iran or Korea? Daschle wanted to scuttle our missile defense program)
To: Diago
I want to do the same thing to Rob Reiner. What's his address?
To: Diago
To: Coleus
bump - encourage folks to e-mail this to their friends!
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posted on
08/25/2006 6:19:54 PM PDT
by
Diago
("Upon hearing about such things, I confess that I'm tempted to look for my shotgun and baseball bat")
To: Diago; All
Have fun at the ACLU's expense, folks! Get yourself on their mailing list. Every six weeks or so, they'll send you a plea for money--and a postage paid return envelope. I had fun with those for YEARS before they took me off their mailing list.
What a bunch of maroons!
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posted on
08/25/2006 7:26:35 PM PDT
by
grellis
(I don't know, let me ask my I Ching)
To: Diago
Wanna have some fun this CHRISTMAS? Send the ACLU a CHRISTMAS CARD! A ticking Christmas card.
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posted on
08/25/2006 7:37:38 PM PDT
by
lowbridge
(I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming, like his passengers.)
To: Diago
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posted on
08/25/2006 8:19:37 PM PDT
by
LiteKeeper
(Beware the secularization of America; the Islamization of Eurabia)
To: Diago
Great idea. Please send me a reminder when the date gets closer. I'm notorious for forgetting to send Christmas cards.
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posted on
08/25/2006 8:21:25 PM PDT
by
Texas Eagle
(If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all.)
To: Diago
We actually had more fun than this with the Los Angeles Chapter of the ACLU.
Back in the 80's we hooked a truck up to a flat-bed trailer that had a nativity scene constructed on it. One of our guys was disabled, so we used his handicapped card and parked the trailer squarely in front of the main doors of the ACLU. They were scared like nobody's business.
The funniest part was when a deliveryman came to deliver one of those big 5 gallon cans of mixed popcorn. The ACLU folks wouldn't let the poor guy in the building! We called the guy over and accepted the delivery. We then dined on popcorn while watching the ACLU employees wet their pants...
Aaahhhh...the fond memories...
To: politicket
Communists For Kerry/Che-Mart has been selling pro-Christmas, anti-PC shirts since last year. Maybe they'll do cards too...
here...
To: syriacus
Cool idea! Thanks for the link!
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posted on
08/26/2006 4:14:26 AM PDT
by
poobear
(Political Left, continually accusing their foes of what THEY themselves do every day.)
To: poobear
Thanks for the link!You're welcome, Poobear.
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posted on
08/27/2006 9:28:48 AM PDT
by
syriacus
(Worried about attacks from Iran or Korea? Daschle wanted to scuttle our missile defense program)
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