[frankjr]

Trailer for sale or rent.

Room to rent for 50 cents.

Clinton was the worst President in history.

King of the road.

[Criminal Number 18F]

You might say it's Billy C,
But I fear, I got to disagree
Jimmy Carter was worse -- times three.
He ran from a rabbit, and he sired Amy.

I'm sick to barfing of his toothy smile
The MSM must have him on speed dial
No balls, no brains, no plan
A knife in the back of the Shah of Iran

Won't some one give him a broom
Show him which end he needs to sweep the room
A man of means, by no means
King of the road....

[Rte66]

Trailers for sale or rent ...
Rooms to let, 50 cents ...
No phone, no pool, no pets ..
I ain't got no cigarettes.

Ah but, two hours of pushin' brooms'll buy
An 8x12 four-bit room ...
I'm a man of means, by no means ...
Just King of the Road!

Third boxcar, midnight train
Destination: Bangor, Maine ...
Old worn out suit and shoes ...
I don't pay no union dues.

I smoke old stogies I have found ...
Short, but not too big around ...
I'm a man of means by no means ...
Just King of the Road!

I know every engineer on every train,
All of their children, and all of their names ...
Every handout in every town ...
And ev'ry lock that ain't locked when no one's around ...

I sing ... trailers for sale or rent ...
Rooms to let, 50 cents ....
Trailers for sale or rent ...

[EGPWS]

Got a letter just this morning it was post marked Omaha....

[P-Marlowe]

Clinton was the worst President in history.

Actually, Carter was. By a long shot. Clinton comes in a distant second.

[Wyatt's Torch]

His influences were wide ranging. R.E.M. did a cover of King of the Road on their Dead Letter Office record of B-Sides. Impromptu version that was quite good.