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Penis doctor cited for incompetence
UPI ^ | 9/25/06 | Staff

Posted on 09/25/2006 12:57:18 PM PDT by Millee

The state of Illinois has moved to revoke the medical license of a Chicago doctor accused of leaving patients with deformed penises.

A total 45 malpractice claims have been filed against Sheldon Burman from his work at the Male Sexual Dysfunction Clinic, the Chicago Sun-Times reported Monday. The state has filed a request to revoke Burman's license for a "pattern of practice" showing "incapacity or incompetence to practice."

Burman's clinic has lost millions of dollars in court cases stemming from the procedure, which the American Urological Association has labeled unsafe.

Lawrence Griffin, an attorney for a man who underwent a penis-enlargement procedure at Burman's clinic in 2003 said the doctor left his client with an organ "that doesn't even resemble a penis."

"It's absolutely grotesque," he told the Sun-Times.

Burman, a former respected heart surgeon, said he taught himself the penis enlargement procedure and has no formal background in urology or plastic surgery. He told the newspaper he stands by every penis surgery he has performed since entering the field in 1981, saying patients who end up with deformed penises do not follow proper aftercare procedures.


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said the doctor left his client with an organ "that doesn't even resemble a penis."

Can't decide if the lack of pictures is a good thing or not. :oD

1 posted on 09/25/2006 12:57:18 PM PDT by Millee
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To: Millee

Maybe he should open a sex-change clinic instead.


2 posted on 09/25/2006 12:58:23 PM PDT by dirtboy (This tagline has been photoshopped)
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To: Millee

"This thread is nothing without pictures."


3 posted on 09/25/2006 12:58:27 PM PDT by Froufrou
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To: Millee

Deformed for her pleasure.


4 posted on 09/25/2006 12:58:52 PM PDT by cripplecreek (If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?)
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To: Millee

ibtz? i guess we'll see what kind of mood the mods are in.


5 posted on 09/25/2006 12:59:19 PM PDT by verum ago (To the Islamofascists: As long as your beliefs have you live in denial, so shall you die of it.)
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To: Millee

For the sake of all of the *members of our FR Forum.... perhaps not;)


6 posted on 09/25/2006 12:59:22 PM PDT by bwteim (bwteim = Begin With The End In Mind)
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To: Millee
I guess he is going to face stiff penalties!
7 posted on 09/25/2006 12:59:32 PM PDT by Rummyfan
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Lawrence Griffin, an attorney for a man who underwent a penis-enlargement procedure at Burman's clinic in 2003 said the doctor left his client with an organ "that doesn't even resemble a penis."

I wonder if the former President plans to sue.

8 posted on 09/25/2006 12:59:43 PM PDT by Dark Skies (Allah sez "pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.")
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To: carlr; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; najida; Maximus of Texas; EX52D; Mike Bates; Mr. Jeeves; ...

ping!


9 posted on 09/25/2006 12:59:46 PM PDT by Millee (A joke then, a joke N.O.W.)
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To: verum ago

I know they're touchy on the weekends.


10 posted on 09/25/2006 1:00:01 PM PDT by cripplecreek (If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?)
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To: Froufrou
"This thread is nothing without pictures."

lol...Bad Girl...Bad!

11 posted on 09/25/2006 1:00:45 PM PDT by Dark Skies (Allah sez "pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.")
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To: Millee

I sense a rreeeaallllyyy awkward class action suit in the near future


12 posted on 09/25/2006 1:01:11 PM PDT by verum ago (To the Islamofascists: As long as your beliefs have you live in denial, so shall you die of it.)
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Gads! How horrid!

I found one pic here but beware. It's pretty bad.

13 posted on 09/25/2006 1:01:55 PM PDT by isthisnickcool (Don't worry, everything will be OK. Or maybe it won't.)
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To: Millee

There are some things I would die happy never seeing.


14 posted on 09/25/2006 1:02:04 PM PDT by najida (The internet is for kids grown up-- Where else could you have 10,000 imaginary friends?)
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To: Xenalyte

Pinggggggggggggggggggggg!!!!!!!!!


15 posted on 09/25/2006 1:02:09 PM PDT by pax_et_bonum (I will always love you, Flyer.)
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To: Millee

While you are looking for pics...

did you know the Doctor Sheldon Burmans name is an anagram for:


Mr. Bonus Handle


16 posted on 09/25/2006 1:02:11 PM PDT by bwteim (bwteim = Begin With The End In Mind)
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To: Millee

A Sheldon can do your income taxes, if you need a root canal, Sheldon's your man... but humpin' and pumpin' is not Sheldon's strong suit. It's the name. 'Do it to me Sheldon, you're an animal Sheldon, ride me big Shel-don.' Doesn't work.


17 posted on 09/25/2006 1:02:40 PM PDT by Tatze (This tagline is brought to you by the Admin Moderator!)
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To: Millee

http://www.lengthandgirth.com/


18 posted on 09/25/2006 1:02:44 PM PDT by maggief
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said he taught himself the penis enlargement procedure and has no formal background in urology or plastic surgery.

I wonder if any of his patients were aware of this?

19 posted on 09/25/2006 1:02:46 PM PDT by proudofthesouth (Mao said that power comes at the point of a rifle; I say FREEDOM does.)
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To: Millee

Expect a stiff reaction...


20 posted on 09/25/2006 1:03:12 PM PDT by JRios1968 (Tagline wanted...inquire within)
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