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Saturday Afternoon Fun! What Happened to My Neighbor's Car? (Just in time for Christmas)
Elk Grove Dan's Cul de Sac
| 12/1/06
| ElkGroveDan
Posted on 12/02/2006 12:12:04 PM PST by ElkGroveDan
So I got home from cutting down a Chrsitmas tree this morning with my entire tribe of Elk Grovians. As we piled out of our gas guzzling Excursion, there was my neighbor (whom I'll call ElkGrove Mike) across the street examining his son's old Ford Ranger Truck.
What a mess!
Here's the picture I took after he began to clean it up. So for a bit of Saturday entertainment I'll take guesses as to what happened to the truck last night.
I'll post the answer in the form of earlier photos after we see about a dozen or so guesses. Let's have some fun with this, Freepers!
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KEYWORDS: blacktruck; goseeearlscheib; nicepaintjob
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I'll go put the tree in water and then check back to see how far we've gotten.
To: ElkGroveDan
a guy with a ladder on his truck backed into it.
I lived in Wooddale for about a year when I was a teen. Worked on Devon Avenue. First cars, first dates...ahhh...
To: ElkGroveDan
Looks like a big icicle fell off the garage and broke the glass, just like what "happened" to Ralphie!
To: ElkGroveDan
Someone didn't like him, so they used a base ball bat?????
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posted on
12/02/2006 12:14:39 PM PST
by
HarleyLady27
(My ? to libs: "Do they ever shut up on your planet?" "Grow your own DOPE: Plant a LIB!")
To: ElkGroveDan
The Christmas tree was standing quietly by the side of the road when it suddenly made a dash for the other side?
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posted on
12/02/2006 12:14:53 PM PST
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: To Hell With Poverty
But now I'm guessing there aren't too many icicles near you... ;)
To: ElkGroveDan
irate xwife/girlfriend - plane poo ice or diet coke and mentos
congrats - I feel stupider for having participated LOL
To: ElkGroveDan
That looks like my Ranger did after I caught a falling limb in a thunderstorm.
It made a real nice ride home at 2 AM with no wipers.
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posted on
12/02/2006 12:16:03 PM PST
by
cripplecreek
(If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?)
To: ElkGroveDan
You got Pimp'd?
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posted on
12/02/2006 12:16:10 PM PST
by
IllumiNaughtyByNature
(If a pug barks and no one is around to hear it... they hold a grudge for a long time!)
To: ElkGroveDan
Looks like he drove into the garage door. Oooppss looks like he forgot to set the parking brake.....
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posted on
12/02/2006 12:16:15 PM PST
by
TMSuchman
(American by birth, Rebel by choice, Marine by act of GOD!)
To: ElkGroveDan
Frosen brown water strike from an airliner.
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posted on
12/02/2006 12:18:20 PM PST
by
mcshot
("If it ain't broke it doesn't have enough features." paraphrased anon.)
To: ElkGroveDan
just in time for Christmasoh. santa made an emergency landing and caught the windshield with his skid.
To: ElkGroveDan
Someone who doesn't like your neighbor, took an axe to his windshield. Then, for good measure, he bent the radio antenae.
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posted on
12/02/2006 12:20:24 PM PST
by
i_dont_chat
(I have the right to offend. You can take offense or not.)
To: ElkGroveDan
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posted on
12/02/2006 12:20:36 PM PST
by
netmilsmom
(To attack one section of Christianity in this day and age, is to waste time.)
To: ElkGroveDan
Another one of those suddenly appearing deer?
To: mcshot
"Frosen brown water strike from an airliner." Nah---those are blue (the "flush liquid"/disinfectant is blue). That's why they call'em ICBM's (ICy Blue Missiles).
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posted on
12/02/2006 12:22:40 PM PST
by
Wonder Warthog
(The Hog of Steel-NRA)
To: ElkGroveDan
Sons truck huh?.....Party last night,beer involved, too much testosterone, fight over something really stupid, like a girl....and this was the final I'll show that SOB move.... heavy object to the windshield....priceless
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posted on
12/02/2006 12:22:58 PM PST
by
Kimmers
To: ElkGroveDan
And the answer is.............
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posted on
12/02/2006 12:23:18 PM PST
by
ElkGroveDan
( What does it profit a man to gain the whole world but lose his own soul?)
To: ElkGroveDan
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Prob something to do with that cap. I hate caps.
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To: ElkGroveDan
His son had a few liberal friends in his pick-up last night and the combined mental vacuum sucked in the windshield?
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posted on
12/02/2006 12:24:16 PM PST
by
pax_et_bonum
(I will always love you, Flyer.)
To: ElkGroveDan
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posted on
12/02/2006 12:24:34 PM PST
by
ElkGroveDan
( What does it profit a man to gain the whole world but lose his own soul?)
To: To Hell With Poverty
Looks like a big icicle fell off the garage... Icicles in Elk Grove? There are no icicles in Elk Grove (no elk either for that matter).
To: ElkGroveDan
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posted on
12/02/2006 12:25:16 PM PST
by
ElkGroveDan
( What does it profit a man to gain the whole world but lose his own soul?)
To: ElkGroveDan
To: ElkGroveDan
What the heck is that???????????
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posted on
12/02/2006 12:25:46 PM PST
by
Gabz
(If we weren't crazy, we'd just all go insane.)
To: ElkGroveDan
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posted on
12/02/2006 12:25:48 PM PST
by
i_dont_chat
(I have the right to offend. You can take offense or not.)
To: ElkGroveDan
To: ElkGroveDan
To: ElkGroveDan
Not seeing the front grill, I would suspect Deer, as someone else has ascertained. Quite common here in the Hill Country of Texas.
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posted on
12/02/2006 12:26:21 PM PST
by
corbe
(mystified)
To: ElkGroveDan
Windshild washer was left on somehow ...window froze and broke
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posted on
12/02/2006 12:26:23 PM PST
by
woofie
(This area deemed a failure, Something new and witty will no doubt emerge)
To: ElkGroveDan
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posted on
12/02/2006 12:26:43 PM PST
by
pax_et_bonum
(I will always love you, Flyer.)
To: ElkGroveDan
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posted on
12/02/2006 12:26:44 PM PST
by
ElkGroveDan
( What does it profit a man to gain the whole world but lose his own soul?)
To: ElkGroveDan
They should be glad it was just a goose!! I could show you what a cow does to a windshield!
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posted on
12/02/2006 12:26:55 PM PST
by
swmobuffalo
(The only good terrorist is a dead terrorist.)
To: Generic_Login_1787
OK - - still can't figure out what that is...goat? deer? chupacabra??
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posted on
12/02/2006 12:27:03 PM PST
by
duckbutt
( If you let a smile be your umbrella, then most likely your butt will get soaking wet.)
To: ElkGroveDan
What is it? Either a deer or Mothman!
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posted on
12/02/2006 12:27:15 PM PST
by
alice_in_bubbaland
(New Jersey gets the corrupt government it deserves!)
To: mcshot; Wonder Warthog
Frosen brown water strike from an airliner.Nah---those are blue (the "flush liquid"/disinfectant is blue). That's why they call'em ICBM's (ICy Blue Missiles).
To: ElkGroveDan
"And the answer is............."
He hit a deer.
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posted on
12/02/2006 12:27:20 PM PST
by
Beagle8U
(Charlie Rangel is teaching the "True Conservatives" a lesson......( there really is a difference))
To: ElkGroveDan
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posted on
12/02/2006 12:27:28 PM PST
by
builder
(I don't want a piece of someone else's pie)
To: ElkGroveDan
He was driving behind someone with stuff in the back of a truck and it flew off and hit him?
I'm probably wrong, but I'm sure that's how I died in a former life.
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posted on
12/02/2006 12:27:30 PM PST
by
Dianna
To: Suzy Quzy
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posted on
12/02/2006 12:27:34 PM PST
by
ElkGroveDan
( What does it profit a man to gain the whole world but lose his own soul?)
To: ElkGroveDan
To: ElkGroveDan
Hawk with a rabbit crashed into the w/s?
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posted on
12/02/2006 12:27:41 PM PST
by
expatpat
To: i_dont_chat
His goose is cooked? A dead Goose?
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posted on
12/02/2006 12:27:41 PM PST
by
i_dont_chat
(I have the right to offend. You can take offense or not.)
To: ElkGroveDan
Early Christmas goose! From Canada, yet.
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posted on
12/02/2006 12:27:59 PM PST
by
Right Wing Assault
("..this administration is planning a 'Right Wing Assault' on values and ideals.." - John Kerry)
To: ElkGroveDan
It's pretty clear that this was caused by a combination of rainforest deforestation, global warming, GWB, golf prices in Scottsdale, steriods and the BCS. It was inevitable.
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posted on
12/02/2006 12:28:07 PM PST
by
Paddlefish
("Why should I have to WORK for everything?! It's like saying I don't deserve it!")
To: duckbutt
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posted on
12/02/2006 12:28:17 PM PST
by
duckbutt
( If you let a smile be your umbrella, then most likely your butt will get soaking wet.)
To: pax_et_bonum
That's awful I can't stop laughing. Whne I opend that side door and saw that goose's head hanging there....oh man.
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posted on
12/02/2006 12:28:48 PM PST
by
ElkGroveDan
( What does it profit a man to gain the whole world but lose his own soul?)
To: ElkGroveDan
When I saw that first picture, I was trying to figure out what kind of a leg/hoof that was, until I finally saw the second picture. Fowl weather recently?
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posted on
12/02/2006 12:28:54 PM PST
by
Bush_Democrat
(Ex-Dem since 2001 *Folding@Home for the Gipper - Join the FReeper Folders*)
To: ElkGroveDan
So, did someone shoot the goose? What made him fall head-first into the truck?
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posted on
12/02/2006 12:29:22 PM PST
by
i_dont_chat
(I have the right to offend. You can take offense or not.)
To: ElkGroveDan
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posted on
12/02/2006 12:29:38 PM PST
by
Kimmers
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