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MORFORD: Gift Ideas For Dirty Contrarians
San Francisco Chronicle ^ | 12/6/6 | Mank Morford

Posted on 12/06/2006 5:57:57 AM PST by SmithL

When you care enough to give smart kinky non-PC randomness this holiday season -

Because you have someone on your gift-giving list who fancies herself hip and irreverent and stylish and sexually unashamed and proud as hell that she never once voted for anyone who even looked remotely like George W. Bush.

Because you have someone on your list who prefers gifts that are not necessarily green or environmentally flawless or perfectly politically correct and yet somehow exude an air of slick positive alternative sexy goodness and somehow this makes it all OK.

Here, then, my world-famous, wonderfully sporadic, semi-annual non-intuitive completely biased guide to gifts for the juicy and the weird and the delightful and the damned. Warning: Contains references to . . .

(Excerpt) Read more at sfgate.com ...


TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: morfordite
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`nuf said

1 posted on 12/06/2006 5:57:59 AM PST by SmithL
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To: SmithL

Nobody wants to eat a fruitcake, Missy.


2 posted on 12/06/2006 6:00:00 AM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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To: SmithL

Hows about a nice religious statue (slightly improved by contrarians)?

3 posted on 12/06/2006 10:37:24 AM PST by presidio9 (Tagline Censored)
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To: SmithL

Geez - So much of San Francisco values seems to revolve around strange sex.


4 posted on 12/06/2006 12:15:09 PM PST by CATravelAgent (Unless you're the lead dog, the view is always the same)
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