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Cyclist, Deer Collide Head-On At Disney
local6 ^ | 19-july-2007

Posted on 07/19/2007 1:34:40 PM PDT by stainlessbanner

A cyclist was transported to a hospital with minor injuries early Thursday morning after colliding with a deer in a secluded area of Walt Disney World property, according to officials.

Jeffrey Norberry, 56, of Windermere, was taken to Celebration Hospital after the incident happened at about 2:50 a.m. on Floridian Way near Cast Drive, officials said.

According to a Florida Highway Patrol report, Norberry was traveling eastbound on Floridian Way, and a deer was running westbound when they collided head-on. Norberry flipped over the bicycle's handlebars and the deer after the impact, the report said.

The deer fled the area. It is not known if the deer was seriously injured.


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Local News; Outdoors
KEYWORDS: accident; bike; cyclist; deer; disney; disneyworld
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Humor ensues
1 posted on 07/19/2007 1:34:44 PM PDT by stainlessbanner
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To: stainlessbanner

“The deer fled the area. It is not known if the deer was seriously injured.”

That’s what makes it funny.
The deer probably didn’t have a valid license, no insurance, and was on the wrong side of the road.
Odocoileus rage.


2 posted on 07/19/2007 1:40:43 PM PDT by Darksheare ("Bah weep graaagnah wheep ni ni bong.")
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To: stainlessbanner

He kept kicking me, repeating over and over “Have you seen my Mother?”


3 posted on 07/19/2007 1:42:34 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: Darksheare

PETA will demand a search to get an affidavit to charge the biker.


4 posted on 07/19/2007 1:42:35 PM PDT by Resolute Conservative
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To: Resolute Conservative

The Deer gave a high five to his buddies before scattering into the night.


5 posted on 07/19/2007 1:44:55 PM PDT by Darksheare ("Bah weep graaagnah wheep ni ni bong.")
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To: stainlessbanner

A friend of mine hit a deer on his bicycle. Wasn’t wearing a helmet but he wished he was afterward. Mess him up pretty good.


6 posted on 07/19/2007 1:44:55 PM PDT by the_devils_advocate_666
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To: the_devils_advocate_666

!!!
Ouch.


7 posted on 07/19/2007 1:45:48 PM PDT by Darksheare ("Bah weep graaagnah wheep ni ni bong.")
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To: stainlessbanner

Cycling at 2:50 AM?


8 posted on 07/19/2007 1:46:05 PM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG (Apparently my former party considers me an "ugly nativist".)
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To: the_devils_advocate_666; Tijeras_Slim

He went for a bike ride at 2:50am....


9 posted on 07/19/2007 1:46:53 PM PDT by stainlessbanner
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To: Darksheare
I notice that there is no mention of the deer’s immigration status.....
10 posted on 07/19/2007 1:49:05 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (To love and be wise exceeds men's might....... (I'm just lucky I guess))
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11 posted on 07/19/2007 1:49:45 PM PDT by Hegemony Cricket (You can take the boy out of the country, but you just can't get the smell off his shoes.)
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To: stainlessbanner
Celebration Hospital

What a stupid name for a hosptal. I mean, unless it's all about birthing babies, who the heck celebrates anything at a hospital? The place is filled with misery, not celebration. Not very many people got to the hospital to friggin celebrate.

12 posted on 07/19/2007 1:49:52 PM PDT by Clam Digger
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Mule deer, or whitetail, unknown.
But either way, the deer is laughing at the flying human.


13 posted on 07/19/2007 1:50:16 PM PDT by Darksheare ("Bah weep graaagnah wheep ni ni bong.")
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To: Hegemony Cricket

I see you found an image of same deer committing arson!
That deer must be stopped.
;-)


14 posted on 07/19/2007 1:51:36 PM PDT by Darksheare ("Bah weep graaagnah wheep ni ni bong.")
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To: Clam Digger

Bring your good times and your laughter too.


15 posted on 07/19/2007 1:52:40 PM PDT by stainlessbanner
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To: stainlessbanner

LOL!


16 posted on 07/19/2007 1:56:03 PM PDT by Clam Digger
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To: Clam Digger

My buddy at the coast hit one. T boned it. Stupid thing ran right out in front.

Messed the bike up. He and his wife were eat up with road rash. She broke her ankle.

Deer was ALL F’ed up. Nearly cut him in half. I got pics at home. Its a shame too. I painted that bike.


17 posted on 07/19/2007 2:10:12 PM PDT by HOTTIEBOY (The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.)
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Deer kill a bunch of people every year.

I remember while I was in college, my MIL killed more deer with her car than my BIL, and excellent, avid hunter got with licenses in 2 states.

In Maine, moose kill truckers. They stand high enough that when the truck hits the mmoose, tit comes right through the windshield, right onto the driver.


18 posted on 07/19/2007 2:16:04 PM PDT by Clam Digger
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To: Clam Digger

It’s called Celebration because that is the name of the town it is located in.


19 posted on 07/19/2007 3:52:38 PM PDT by chae (R.I.P. Eddie Guerrero He lied, he cheated, he stole my heart)
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To: Clam Digger

Er ... the hospital is named for the town where it’s located. The town is called “Celebration,” immediately adjacent to (or perhaps even on) Disney World property. It’s a weird kind of Stepford Wives Disney planned community — attractive yet scary at the same time.


20 posted on 07/19/2007 4:20:34 PM PDT by Finny (Only Saps Buy Global Warming)
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