Larryette.
Kurt and Kurtis.
No lights in the house.
Where to begin.
To: martin_fierro
Is that a baby in your pants.....
To: martin_fierro
3 posted on
01/12/2008 8:00:13 AM PST by
cripplecreek
(Only one consistent conservative in this race and his name is Hunter.)
To: aculeus; dighton; Ezekiel; Tijeras_Slim; MaryFromMichigan
Kurt and Kurtis?
Why not Hanes and Haggar?
4 posted on
01/12/2008 8:00:41 AM PST by
martin_fierro
(h/t to mary from michigan)
To: martin_fierro
Lights are so 20th century.
To: martin_fierro
this. cannot. be. a. true. story.
are you sure its not Scrappleface?
omgosh
Of course, I had neighbors once who named both kids Michael after the father. The younger one they just called “brother” to the point that he didn’t know his real name (at age 2.5). One day they spray painted “TRASH” on the building where they kept their trash cans. My husband commented, “well, now there’s an understatement” I tried my best to help those kids, but the parents just didn’t want the help. Sad.
7 posted on
01/12/2008 8:05:02 AM PST by
kimmie7
(this year i will turn ffff....ffo........foooort.........i can't say it. i'll just be 20. twice.)
To: martin_fierro
And, doggonne it, this is in CT. I live in KY.
And yankees call US hicks...geez
9 posted on
01/12/2008 8:06:28 AM PST by
kimmie7
(this year i will turn ffff....ffo........foooort.........i can't say it. i'll just be 20. twice.)
To: martin_fierro
I'm betting that if she votes she votes for the Democrat-Socialist: Hillary or Obama.
Beautiful baby.
11 posted on
01/12/2008 8:07:14 AM PST by
socialismisinsidious
( The socialist income tax system turns US citizens into beggars or quitters!)
To: martin_fierro
"No lights in the house.
Where to begin..."
And these are her sixth and seventh kids.
To: Slings and Arrows
To: martin_fierro
That’s two more for the welfare rolls.
15 posted on
01/12/2008 8:11:58 AM PST by
mtbopfuyn
(I think the border is kind of an artificial barrier - San Antonio councilwoman Patti Radle)
To: martin_fierro
I used to work for a guy named Jerry. He would talk about his brother, Gerry. He thought it was sorta funny.
Not twins, either. Gerald and Jerome.
-Joan
17 posted on
01/12/2008 8:15:32 AM PST by
JoanVarga
("¿Por qué no te callas?")
To: martin_fierro
Given the weather, the power may have been out
18 posted on
01/12/2008 8:16:21 AM PST by
MrEdd
(Heck is the place where people who don't believe in Gosh think they aren't going.)
To: martin_fierro
Quick labors. That’s the way it happens on TV (although not in this unusual way).
That’s what my wife thought when she went into labor. We hurried to the hospital convinced she could have the baby any minute. Twenty hours later, after hours of swearing she’d never have another baby and go through that again, she had obviously learned differently. At that point, they finally delivered by Caesarian. Makes you wonder why not just do that to start with.
22 posted on
01/12/2008 8:27:14 AM PST by
no nau
To: martin_fierro
At least Larryette (good grief) didn’t give birth into her socks.
27 posted on
01/12/2008 9:04:14 AM PST by
Allegra
(AACCK! Back in Iraq...how'd that happen so fast??)
To: martin_fierro
If it had been mixed triplets, the girl would probably have been named Kurtsie...
36 posted on
01/12/2008 11:36:37 AM PST by
mikrofon
(The lights were never on for that one, apparently.)
To: martin_fierro
I know twin girls named Johnah and Shanah. It is difficult to tell which one people are calling. When you say the names they sound very much alike.
41 posted on
01/12/2008 1:05:07 PM PST by
Ditter
To: Gabz; Xenalyte
44 posted on
01/12/2008 7:11:01 PM PST by
metmom
(Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
To: martin_fierro
One can only imagine. Knowing welfare types, I have ample places to start.
45 posted on
01/12/2008 7:11:42 PM PST by
metmom
(Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
To: martin_fierro
A friend of mine was having her fourth baby and each one came quicker and easier. They were concerned that they might not make it to the hospital so they were asking everyone to pray that she would not have the baby in the car. She didn’t. She had it in the bathroom. Four contractions and it was over.
I guess you have to be careful what you ask for. They should have been more specific.
46 posted on
01/12/2008 7:16:47 PM PST by
metmom
(Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
To: martin_fierro
Cue to the beginning of Monty Python's
Every Sperm Is Useful video in 3...2...1
Cheers!
49 posted on
01/12/2008 10:57:09 PM PST by
grey_whiskers
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