[Mr. Brightside]

A female customer of mine has the last name of Grahm.

Her first name is Kandi.

[ApplegateRanch]

Kandi Grahm

That's possibly my wife's cousin; not sure exactly how her last name is spelled, but before she married, it was O'Conner.

Now she is a Western Union joke.

Speaking of my wife, she went to school with Ella.

Ella Phunt.

[Ditter]

I have a friend who's husband is named Greg Greg.