Posted on 01/27/2008 6:57:51 AM PST by Mo1
Gran, if you're out there, hope you're doing well in your northern retreat.
But you have my deepest sympathy. While I used to think that your delusions were symptoms of an illness unique to yourself, I now am convinced that the entire rust state is suffering from similar fantasies. As the article mentions, even your junior senator believes that "Global warming creates volatility. I feel it when I'm flying. The storms are more volatile. We are paying the price in more hurricanes and tornadoes."
You two should get together sometime and discuss other "truths" known only to citizens of the frozen state. It might prove to be good therapy ...
Can't get over your conference can't beat us can you? 11/2 baby.
Can't get over that our "inept" team thumped Floriduh either. Why, you said we would get beat by over 35 points........the shame, the shame you must have felt.......
It's okay, just go console yourself with the bluehairs. Maybe one of them is an ex shrink. You can unburden yourself there.......
:-)
She’s likely getting the same amount of rain I am.
And likely having the same garden troubles.
*My world is in flood, slowly I become one with the mud..*
*not to be confused with "Little Debbie," the snack cake maker
Judging from your latest posts, you've been in that Floriduh institution waaaaaaay too long...........
I hope the nurses aren't ALL bluehairs.......
:-)
At least there are no alligators.......yet.........
Slugs, mold, NEIGHBORS, mailmen, meter readers, and various similar diseases.
Wouldn’t be gators, but polar bear instead.
Armored rocket polar bear, with laser beam eyes, and chainsaw hands.
Soooooo CP, looking foreward to the Hurry Cain?
The “eye” such as it was passed by within about 2 miles last hour. Some gusty wind, a little rain and not much else ... unless you count the bluster generated by the weather folks who are always hoping for a catastrophe. I expect we will get some more rain but not much else.
Good to know.
Are the beach blue hairs OK?
The blue hairs are all further south beyond Disney World. Here we have an abundance of youthful bikini clad lovelies. Sadly, I arrived about 50 years too late.
Here we have an abundance of youthful senior bikini clad lovelies leatherettes...........
Giving beach patrols asylums a bad name.
Stay safe
:-)
I'm surprised to learn that you admit to Michigan's lack of youthful and lovely ladies. It is probably due to the fact that all the young and beautiful who survive the drive by shootings and death by rust or frostbite flee to warmer, friendlier places. While I'm not familiar with "leatherettes," there being nothing like that around here, I'd guess that your "leatherettes" are either very old or very bundled up against Michigan's arctic temperatures.
I've visited the whole state of Floriduh, and quite frankly.......
You can have it. You and the leatherettes......aka pup's "beach bunnies" jumbled in the asylum along with the early bird specials........
:-)
Thank you for proving the obvious. Almost everyone--even you--either visits Florida or comes here to live. Michigan, on the other hand, is visited only by criminals and blizzards. And those who choose to live there are very few indeed.
the asylum works........we need all of you there...........
:-)
A perfect description of everything Michigan. Having visited the drive by state and seen its authentic war zone look, I can understand why you stay. It would probably be suicidal to make a run for the Ohio or Indiana border ... and attempting to swim to freedom through the glowing waters of Erie or Michigan would probably result in your growing a few extra ears or a new foot sprouting out of your elbow.
Better just stay put and hope that the next blizzard (probably in a week or two) makes it safe for you to travel.
One poor delusional inmate. I hope they let you out one day. Michigan, posts 4282 and 4286, just to keep you drooling in that straight jacket....:-): http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1960310/posts?q=1&;page=4251
And if they let you out from your bingo game to watch the leatherette blue hairs in their bikinis you should always remember post #4159 on this page. We got lookers up here. Please stop drooling, the nurses will be very upset.....:-): http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/1960310/posts?q=1&;page=4151
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