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Drunken elk meets sorry end after toddler attack
The Local (Sweden) ^ | today | peter simpson

Posted on 07/23/2008 9:03:23 AM PDT by Ron Jeremy

Drunken elk meets sorry end after toddler attack

Published: 23 Jul 08 12:10 CET Online: http://www.thelocal.se/13222/

A drunken elk paid dearly after attacking a toddler playing in a sand pit at her home in Kungälv in western Sweden on Monday.

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Three-year-old Nova was playing in her backyard sandbox when a young elk calf attacked and bit her.

"It bit me on the arm," the terrified toddler said to the Aftonbladet newspaper.

The girl’s mother, Maria Schelin, was close by and reacted quickly to save her child from further danger.

"I suddenly heard a loud scream. I threw myself over the hedge, grabbed Nova and ran back into the house," Schelin.

The elk, which was apparently drunk after having binged on yeasted apples, made a swift, if somewhat stumbling, getaway from the family's terraced house in the quiet town of Kungälv outside of Gothenburg.

According to Hans von Essen at the Swedish Association for Hunting and Wildlife Management (Svenska Jägareförbundet) it is not uncommon for elk to roam in residential areas.

"But I have never heard of anyone being bitten, that is very unusual," he explained.

"The risk is more that an elk can rush forwards and kick out with its front legs."

The dangerous beast had been spotted nearby on several occasions prior to the attack and returned to the area later that day in an apparent search for more apples.

This time, however, local residents took no chances and a group of hunters shot the inebriated elk, putting an end to any further neighbourhood terror.

Little Nova escaped the incident with a bruise on her arm but the whole experience had given her quite a shock.

"She just sat and trembled," said the girl's mother.

TT/Peter Vinthagen Simpson (news@thelocal.se)


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat; Outdoors; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: cheese; drunk; freepun; meese; moose; sister
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1 posted on 07/23/2008 9:03:23 AM PDT by Ron Jeremy
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To: Ron Jeremy
Hmmmmm...drunken elk jerky....
2 posted on 07/23/2008 9:05:37 AM PDT by 2banana (My common ground with terrorists - they want to die for islam and we want to kill them)
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To: Ron Jeremy

Good thing they still have weapons in Sweden.


3 posted on 07/23/2008 9:06:27 AM PDT by stuartcr (Election year.....Who we gonna hate, in '08?)
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To: Ron Jeremy
"It bit me on the arm," the terrified toddler said to the Aftonbladet newspaper.

My sister... oh, never mind.

4 posted on 07/23/2008 9:06:37 AM PDT by 6SJ7
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To: 2banana
Hmmmmm...drunken elk jerky....

Wonder if it tastes like kobe beef?

5 posted on 07/23/2008 9:07:21 AM PDT by Night Hides Not (John McCain is Lucy, McCainiacs are Charlie Brown, and the football is a secure border.)
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To: BlackElk

And this is why poster Black Elk is a near teetotaler.


6 posted on 07/23/2008 9:10:16 AM PDT by Dr. Sivana (There is no salvation in politics)
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To: 6SJ7

IBTMBMS!


7 posted on 07/23/2008 9:10:36 AM PDT by woollyone (100 rounds per week totals over 5000 rounds in a year. Just thought you'd want to know.)
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To: 2banana

Drunken Elk - needs no marinade!


8 posted on 07/23/2008 9:10:57 AM PDT by bamahead (Avoid self-righteousness like the devil- nothing is so self-blinding. -- B.H. Liddell Hart)
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To: Ron Jeremy
The elk, which was apparently drunk after having binged on yeasted apples

Elkahol poisoning.

9 posted on 07/23/2008 9:11:35 AM PDT by andy58-in-nh (A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves.)
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To: Ron Jeremy
...and w/no cheese, either.
10 posted on 07/23/2008 9:11:55 AM PDT by skinkinthegrass (If you aren't "advancing" your arguments,your losing "the battle of Ideas"...libs,hates the facts 8^)
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To: Ron Jeremy

Elk bites can be nasti.


11 posted on 07/23/2008 9:13:49 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Ron Jeremy

Are elk bites nasty?


12 posted on 07/23/2008 9:17:39 AM PDT by weegee (Obama loves America like Bill loves Hillary.)
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To: Billthedrill
sometimes...the headlines, write themselves.
13 posted on 07/23/2008 9:19:28 AM PDT by skinkinthegrass (If you aren't "advancing" your arguments,your losing "the battle of Ideas"...libs,hates the facts 8^)
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To: elkfersupper

Where were you on Monday?


14 posted on 07/23/2008 9:20:05 AM PDT by Calpernia (Hunters Rangers - Raising the Bar of Integrity http://www.barofintegrity.us)
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To: Ron Jeremy

Now we have...

An elk bit my toddler.


15 posted on 07/23/2008 9:21:08 AM PDT by Calpernia (Hunters Rangers - Raising the Bar of Integrity http://www.barofintegrity.us)
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To: Ron Jeremy

Elk = Moose in Europe


16 posted on 07/23/2008 9:21:09 AM PDT by Vaquero (" an armed society is a polite society" Heinlein "MOLON LABE!" Leonidas of Sparta)
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To: weegee

>>>Are elk bites nasty?

Only if you’re sister is eating cheese at the time.


17 posted on 07/23/2008 9:22:14 AM PDT by Calpernia (Hunters Rangers - Raising the Bar of Integrity http://www.barofintegrity.us)
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To: Ron Jeremy

Good thing it wasn’t a moose.


18 posted on 07/23/2008 9:23:49 AM PDT by OB1kNOb (ISLAM IS THE SPIRIT OF ANTICHRIST, DIRECTED BY SATAN AND HIS FALLEN MINIONS.)
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To: 2banana

bttt


19 posted on 07/23/2008 9:24:00 AM PDT by ConservativeMan55
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To: Ron Jeremy

Sozzled Elks Hound Old Folks Home

This elk is likely to have a clearer head than the Swedish pair
An old people’s home in Sweden found itself under siege from two drunks.
But these were no ordinary drinkers - the tipsy pair were elks who had come upon some fermented apples outside the home in Sibbhult, southern Sweden.

The cow and her calf developed such a taste for the intoxicating fruit they refused to bow to police attempts to chase them away from the home.

Police officers were forced to take tougher measures to make them leave, bringing in a hunter with a dog.

The elks did not need telling twice, and left without protest.

The only thing police needed to do to ensure the pie-eyed pair did not return was remove the remaining apples, police chief Bengt Hallberg said.


20 posted on 07/23/2008 9:24:03 AM PDT by Sax (this idea was not a practical deterrent, for reasons which, at this moment, must be all too obvious)
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