[colorado tanker]

Whew. I’ve been waking up at nights worrying about the “overdue” super volcano explosion.

[Monkey Face]

I never lay awake worrying about anything! I mean, by the time you hear about it, it’s WAY-Y-Y too late!

[ApplegateRanch]

I’ve been waking up at nights worrying about the “overdue” super volcano explosion.

Don't relax just yet; it's a ruse. Yellowstone Caldera has donated some of its heat allotment to Toba Caldera, in a stealth end-run.