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Obama-is-so-dumb jokes
October 30, 2008 | me

Posted on 10/30/2008 12:41:30 PM PDT by reaganaut1

On an email list, my relatives annoy me by sending "Bush-is-stupid" jokes. Can someone compile a list of dumb things Obama has said or done (like the 57 states, choosing as VP the senator who got about 2 votes in the primary)? I'd like to annoy the Obama worshippers.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: badbo; obama; odd; vannitized

1 posted on 10/30/2008 12:41:31 PM PDT by reaganaut1
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To: reaganaut1

Take the same jokes and replace W with Odumbo.


2 posted on 10/30/2008 12:42:32 PM PDT by SolidWood
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To: reaganaut1

0be’s Mommie was a Commie. As wuz his Daddie.


3 posted on 10/30/2008 12:43:10 PM PDT by Paladin2 (Palin for President! (RINOs? PUMA))
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To: reaganaut1

“Obama is SOOOOOOO dumb, he: uh, uh, uh, uh, I can’t hear myself think. Breathalyzer!”


4 posted on 10/30/2008 12:44:15 PM PDT by lefty-lie-spy (Stay metal. For the Horde \m/("_")\m/)
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To: reaganaut1
Obama is sooooo dumb he can't find his birth certificate.
5 posted on 10/30/2008 12:45:10 PM PDT by wintertime (Good ideas win! Why? Because people are NOT stupid)
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To: reaganaut1

http://barackobamajokes.googlepages.com/whybeerisbetterthanobama


6 posted on 10/30/2008 12:45:41 PM PDT by Mojave
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To: reaganaut1

Obama is so dumb he thinks Kenya is one of the United States.


7 posted on 10/30/2008 12:48:48 PM PDT by missnry (The truth will set you free ... and drive liberals Crazy!)
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To: reaganaut1

Save the environment by putting more air in your tires.


8 posted on 10/30/2008 12:48:56 PM PDT by Tenacious 1 (Democrats are for Change - Let's run through a mine field at night wearing clown shoes!)
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To: reaganaut1

Obama’s so dumb he picked Joe Biden as V.P.....


9 posted on 10/30/2008 12:50:38 PM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: reaganaut1

Put these idiots on your spam list and you won’t see their e-mails again.


10 posted on 10/30/2008 12:51:21 PM PDT by caver (Yes, I did crawl out of a hole in the ground.)
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To: reaganaut1

You don’t have to play their game. Play your own game...Obama is such a Commie he thinks Bill Ayers teaches English (ba-dum-dum)!


11 posted on 10/30/2008 12:52:04 PM PDT by Deb (Beat him, strip him and bring him to my tent!)
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To: reaganaut1

0bama thinks Nittally is a place where Lions are kept.


12 posted on 10/30/2008 12:53:12 PM PDT by gimme1ibertee (Obama: kill babies,raise taxes...Sarah: raise babies,kill taxes.)
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

Joe Biden says 0bama’s so dumb he picked him instead of hitlery! for vp....


13 posted on 10/30/2008 12:54:26 PM PDT by gimme1ibertee (Obama: kill babies,raise taxes...Sarah: raise babies,kill taxes.)
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To: gimme1ibertee

running for president = executive experience


14 posted on 10/30/2008 12:55:13 PM PDT by 4rcane
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To: reaganaut1

bambi is so dumb, he thought the American people wouldn’t notice he isn’t qualified to get a security clearance to be his own bodyguard!

bambi is so dumb, he couldn’t be in charge of a two man janitorial service!

bambi is so dumb he thought Fred Sandford’s wife was Wheezy!

bambi is so dumb he thinks Iran is a small country that poses no threat.


15 posted on 10/30/2008 12:57:16 PM PDT by tpanther (All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing. Edmund Burke)
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To: reaganaut1
Well, a lowly plumber has been plugging him pretty good....


16 posted on 10/30/2008 12:58:27 PM PDT by ErnBatavia (Cuba got "Change"...in 1959)
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To: Deb

actually Bill Ayers has a brother (and former Weather Underground partner) who teaches English at Mills College in California- and who may have connected with Obama way back during his California time at “Occidental” (records sealed) ...

Some time ago a freeper found a picture of Obama’s mistress-in-exile, Vera Baker, who went to ... Mills College

Kind of makes you wonder which Ayers brother wrote Obama’s autobiographies


17 posted on 10/30/2008 12:59:58 PM PDT by silverleaf (Fasten your seat belts- it's going to be a BUMPY ride.)
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To: ErnBatavia

isn’t Barack Obama a joke? Doesn’t anyone get it?


18 posted on 10/30/2008 1:01:08 PM PDT by Fali_G
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To: silverleaf

That’s not funny.


19 posted on 10/30/2008 1:03:54 PM PDT by Deb (Beat him, strip him and bring him to my tent!)
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To: reaganaut1

Obama’s so stupid he thinks socialism works


20 posted on 10/30/2008 1:04:37 PM PDT by tophat9000 ( We...... Obama's Thugocracys to Noteare all "joe the"... plumber)
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To: Fali_G

isn’t Barack Obama a joke? Doesn’t anyone get it?..................... Seems like God has a sense of humor too.


21 posted on 10/30/2008 1:06:45 PM PDT by Bringbackthedraft (PALIN/MCCAIN the real ticket!)
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To: reaganaut1

I could go for some “Obama voters are so dumb that...” jokes.


22 posted on 10/30/2008 1:08:54 PM PDT by marron
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To: Deb
That’s not funny.

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Truth be told, not much about Obama is funny. This isn't too bad, though: http://www.hulu.com/watch/40970/saturday-night-live-obama-address

23 posted on 10/30/2008 1:09:56 PM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: tophat9000

If Obama’s brains were gasolene it wouldn’t be enough to
drive a piss-ant’s motorbike around the head of a pin.

Obama thinks Americans are so stupid they won’t recognize
a communist if he runs for President.


24 posted on 10/30/2008 1:12:59 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: reaganaut1

Obama so stupid it took him 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Obama so stupid when he saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, he went home and got 16 friends.

Obama so stupid he told everyone that he was “illegitiment” because he couldn’t read.

Obama so stupid that he puts lipstick on his head just to make-up his mind.

Obama so stupid he hears it’s chilly outside so he gets a bowl.

Obama so stupid you have to dig for his IQ!

Obama so stupid he got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Obama so stupid that he tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order!

Obama so stupid he could trip over a cordless phone!

Obama so stupid he sold his car for gasoline money!

Obama so stupid he bought a solar-powered flashlight!

Obama so stupid he took a cup to see Juice.

Obama so stupid he asked you “What is the number for 911?”

Obama so stupid he took a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.

Obama so stupid when he read on his job application not to write below the dotted line he put “O.K.”

Obama so stupid he got stabbed in a shoot out.

Obama so stupid he stole free bread.

Obama so stupid he took a spoon to the Superbowl.

Obama so stupid he makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.

Obama so stupid he thought he needed a token to get on Soul Train.

Obama so stupid he took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

Obama so stupid when you stand next to him you hear the ocean!

Obama so stupid he thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!

Obama so stupid he sits on the TV and watches the couch!

Obama so stupid that he thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

Obama so stupid he bought a videocamera to record cable TV shows at home.

Obama so stupid when he went to take the 44 bus, he took the 22 twice instead.

Obama so stupid he jumped out the window and went up.

Obama so stupid he thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.

Obama so stupid he took an umbrella to see Purple Rain.

Obama so stupid that under “Education” on his job apllication, he put “Hooked on Phonics.”

Obama so stupid he put out the cigarette butt that was heating his house.

Obama so stupid he watches “The Three Stooges” and takes notes.


25 posted on 10/30/2008 1:13:17 PM PDT by Parody
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26 posted on 10/30/2008 1:18:10 PM PDT by Old Sarge (Illic Est Haud Deus)
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To: reaganaut1

You may try some of the lightbulb jokes here:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2076515/posts?page=87

For some reason, a good lightbulb joke can have more impact that just telling someone something.


27 posted on 10/30/2008 1:19:46 PM PDT by Brookhaven (.)
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To: reaganaut1

Dumb jokes may not be the best for Obama anyway. People think a lot of things about him, but dumb is a hard sell.

Try “Obama is so naive that...”

As in: “Obama is so naive that he believes giving money to people that don’t pay taxes is a tax cut.”


28 posted on 10/30/2008 1:25:01 PM PDT by Brookhaven (.)
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How ‘bout his saying that it’s selfish for me to want to keep the money I worked to earn, but somehow it’s noble and progressive for him to want to take it away from me and give it away to somebody else - I can’t think of any thing dumber.......


29 posted on 10/30/2008 1:40:32 PM PDT by Intolerant in NJ
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To: wintertime

Odumbo can’t find his birth certificate. And as it happens, nobody can find his parents’ marriage record either. The London Daily Mail looked for it without success, and Odumbo in his memoir says it is a matter he doesn’t want to inquire into.


30 posted on 10/30/2008 1:44:34 PM PDT by Malesherbes (Sauve qui peut.)
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To: reaganaut1

Obama’s Mama is sooo ugly, they had to put .....


31 posted on 10/30/2008 1:45:58 PM PDT by ▀udda▀udd (7 days - 7 ways Guero >>> with a floating, shifting, ever changing persona....)
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To: wintertime

love it.


32 posted on 10/30/2008 2:25:56 PM PDT by Quix (GLOBALIST PLANS FM 1900 ON #76 http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2031425/posts?page=77#77)
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To: ├čudda├čudd

Obama is so foolish, he thinks he can out-do God.


33 posted on 10/30/2008 2:29:28 PM PDT by mlizzy
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To: reaganaut1

Why did Obama pick Joe Biden for VP?
Assassination Insurance.

Why is Obama like Osama bin Laden?
Both have friends who bombed the Pentagon.


34 posted on 10/30/2008 2:40:49 PM PDT by KosmicKitty (WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
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To: KosmicKitty

What’s the difference between Obama and Osama?

Just a little b.s.


35 posted on 10/30/2008 5:20:02 PM PDT by alwaysconservative (Make sure to VOTE for McCain-Palin!)
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Obama is so dumb, this is where he'll be working on Nov. 5, 2008

Nov 5 2008

36 posted on 10/30/2008 7:26:11 PM PDT by CitizenM ("An excuse is worse than an lie, because an excuse is a lie hidden." Pope John Paul, II)
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