Posted on 12/12/2008 9:23:46 AM PST by Gary Johnson in 2012
Edited on 12/12/2008 9:34:51 AM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]
The kids actually had the nerve to complain?
Use a recorder and see if the evidence is enough to get the a*******
hands slapped. /s
“He should have sprayed them with lutefisk - no survivors to complain.”
ROTFLMAO, what a state.
the source is the atlanta urinal and constipation...
Somehow, in this day and time, toilet-papering a house seems an innocent activity. At least we know Sheryl Crow wasn’t involved.
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Thanks to one and all, now I am full of it (Knowledge, that is.)
you can buy it at a garden center. They also sell coyote urine. It's supposed to help keep critters out of your garden.
I had a cat pee in a cup. I had left the lid off the bucket of kitty litter. Inside was my cottage cheese container that I used for a scoop.
Went to get some kitty litter and ha ha.....she had gotten in there and took aim at the cup.
Not everyone that has a cat that can pee in a cup.
I got a couple of bottles...so put down that toilet paper, sonny. It’s sold as a cover scent for trappers and hunters. And PEEEE-EEEWWWW does it stink. Serves the little bastards right.
Why is he in trouble? Because deer won’t go near the kids until the smell wears off?
}:-)4
That is beyond gross. It’s a public safety hazard.
Umm! And just how did he get a fox to squirt in a bottle?
. . . “Here foxie! Come here foxie! Here’s the bottle!” . . .
. . . “Grrrrrrrr! Grrrrrrr!” . . .
. . . “Oww! He bit me! Good foxie!”
“Say ’ello to mah stinky leetle fren’!”
I'd like to be on his jury.
Is there no end to Man's cruelty to Man?
Aren’t there a lot of ‘youts’ there?
That was my question, where do you get fox urine? Why didn’t he just use his own? It’s a lot more available.
“Is there no end to Man’s cruelty to Man?”
I take it you’ve never been to Wilmar. If it were lutefisk pudding the kids would have been back for more - with 10 of their friends. Mmmmmm - Lutefisk!
I think the fox urine fits better. “Officer, I was only following the instructions - ‘spray around the yard to keep critters away’”
Or “I am counter sueing - there I am spraying my yard with fox urine and these kids bring out the TP and try to mop it all up!”
So's he- he'd be in a lot more trouble.
Personally I think the fox urine is fine. It's just part of the old struggle between grumpy old man homeowner and those damn kids who pester him. It's part of the circle of life, beautiful in its own way.
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