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What happens when a fly falls into a coffee cup?
Wedwo

Posted on 01/05/2009 11:03:59 AM PST by wedwo

What happens when a fly falls into a coffee cup?

The Italian - throws the cup and walks away in a fit of rage.

The Frenchman - takes out the fly, and drinks the coffee.

The Chinese - eats the fly and throws away the coffee.

The Russian - drinks the coffee with the fly, since it was extra with no charge.

The Israeli - sells the coffee to the Frenchman, the fly to the Chinese, Buys himself a new cup of coffee and uses the extra money to invent a Device that prevents flies from falling into coffee.

The Palestinian - blames the Israeli for the fly falling in his coffee, Protests the act of aggression to the UN, takes a loan from the European Union to buy a new cup of coffee, uses the money to purchase explosives And then blows up the coffee house where the Italian, the Frenchman, The Chinese, and the Russian are all trying to explain to the Israeli that He should give away his cup of coffee to the Palestinian.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: euro; hamas; israel; liberal; notnewsactivism; repeatedjoke
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To: omega4412

Yeah. I’ve been not quite remembering that for years! Thanks!


21 posted on 01/05/2009 11:36:24 AM PST by null and void (Petroglyphs. The original cliffs notes...)
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To: omega4412
You mean Ivan Skavinsky Skavar and Abdul Abulbul Amir??

Exactly. Thanks much.

22 posted on 01/05/2009 11:40:06 AM PST by The_Media_never_lie
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To: The_Media_never_lie

Ivan Skavinsky Skavar and Abdul Abulbul Amir. There are youtubes that have the song as recorded from a 1920s 78 record.


23 posted on 01/05/2009 11:40:41 AM PST by Piranha
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To: wedwo

You get zipzoomfly.com.


24 posted on 01/05/2009 11:42:01 AM PST by tacticalogic ("Oh bother!" said Pooh, as he chambered his last round.)
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To: Professional Engineer

priceless


25 posted on 01/05/2009 11:42:34 AM PST by Peanut Gallery ("...evolution doesn't fully explain the mystery of life" ~ George W. Bush)
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To: wedwo

Very good. You should send it to Rush for a daily chuckle.


26 posted on 01/05/2009 11:50:55 AM PST by AFreeBird
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To: Responsibility2nd

Rev. Wright - The fly has come home to rooooooooooossssttt...


27 posted on 01/05/2009 12:00:40 PM PST by Zeppelin (Keep on FReepin' on...)
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To: ClaudiusI

the Italian would take out a contract with the local spider and have it hit the fly.


28 posted on 01/05/2009 12:06:56 PM PST by JimC214
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To: wedwo

The American - convenes Congress to subsidize both the coffee and the fly industries. Catches up with the Palestinian as he’s walking away from his vantage point over the cafe he just blew up, just to talk some sense into him. Leon Panetta emails him both sides of the NOC list in the Middle East and Asia.


29 posted on 01/05/2009 12:12:43 PM PST by RinaseaofDs
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To: Piranha
Ivan Skavinsky Skavar and Abdul Abulbul Amir. There are youtubes that have the song as recorded from a 1920s 78 record.

Thanks for telling me about the youtubes. Wiki has several version of the lyrics.

30 posted on 01/05/2009 12:25:07 PM PST by The_Media_never_lie
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To: omega4412

<Abdul Abulbul Amir

Oh my goodness, I remember this song from Captain Kangaroo. Every now and then I try to look it up, but could never get the name right.

I found 3 versions on iTunes. Thanks for taking me down memory lane!


32 posted on 01/05/2009 2:27:20 PM PST by radiohead (Buy ammo, get your kids out of government schools, pray for the Republic.)
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To: radiohead
Every now and then I try to look it up, but could never get the name right.

I thought it was Abdul the Bulbul Emir. But I got Ivan Skavinsky Skavar right, which was enough. It turns out that googling "and quite unaccustomed to fear" or "to harass the foe from the rear" is enough. Google is a useful tool even if the people who run the company are evil.

33 posted on 01/05/2009 4:22:07 PM PST by omega4412
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