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American Idol 2009--Live Thread
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Posted on 01/12/2009 5:57:19 AM PST by silent_jonny

American Idol 2009

For Ladyinred


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To: maggief

Gawd, he is so gross.


3,541 posted on 02/03/2009 5:37:28 PM PST by peggybac (Sexual French Silk - don't erraticate me!)
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To: conservativebabe

Yes.

That was almost like a haiku.


3,542 posted on 02/03/2009 5:37:57 PM PST by retrokitten (marrow.org)
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To: maggief

For the love of God woman! Warn a person before you do that! LOL (but I sincerely appreciate you not using the picture that shows the lad trying to smuggle a gerbil in his speedo!


3,543 posted on 02/03/2009 5:38:25 PM PST by MagUSNRET
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To: maggief

It makes me so uncomfortable to look at him.


3,544 posted on 02/03/2009 5:38:41 PM PST by Lil'freeper
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To: maggief; MagUSNRET


3,545 posted on 02/03/2009 5:38:55 PM PST by Wolfstar (Elections have thousands of consequences. Some minor, some major...and some that can kill you.)
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To: retrokitten

I want to ban screamers like Jamar.


3,546 posted on 02/03/2009 5:39:31 PM PST by skateman ("What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about?")
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To: retrokitten

haha

poet and didn’t know it

she’s disgusting


3,547 posted on 02/03/2009 5:40:14 PM PST by conservativebabe (awaiting inspiration for a new tagline)
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To: skateman

They need to put us in charge. We would whip this show into shape in no time.


3,548 posted on 02/03/2009 5:40:15 PM PST by retrokitten (marrow.org)
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Me likey Robert Downey Jr.

He's cute, he's hetero, he's not prepubescent, and he sings pretty nice, too.

3,549 posted on 02/03/2009 5:40:35 PM PST by Lil'freeper
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To: Wolfstar; doug from upland; Majie Purple; All
Day 2

Jackie Tohn--the free-spirited brunette that auditioned last week (when the screen collapsed behind the judges).

She has a great personality. Uninhibitied. Good husky singing voice too.

Paula: I remember you the most out of all the auditions.

She makes it through the first round easily.

Next we have the widower named Danny. He sings that Seal song.

Paula's digging it.

It's pretty good, straining at some points, but good.

And Danny makes it through too.

3,550 posted on 02/03/2009 5:41:16 PM PST by silent_jonny ("All I want is to enter my house justified" - Joel McCrea, Ride The High Country)
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To: Wolfstar

I’m stealing the barfies for Big’ol.


3,551 posted on 02/03/2009 5:41:18 PM PST by Lil'freeper
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To: Wolfstar

Danny’s da’ bomb!


3,552 posted on 02/03/2009 5:41:22 PM PST by maggief
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To: Lil'freeper

Yes, yes, yes! I like him too!


3,553 posted on 02/03/2009 5:41:41 PM PST by slugbug (Snowed in again...)
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To: conservativebabe

It’s like Megan from Rock of Love is her mentor (for those who don’t know, she’s a skank who wears nothing more then a bikini and states her life goal as, ‘to be a trophy wife’).


3,554 posted on 02/03/2009 5:43:05 PM PST by retrokitten (marrow.org)
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To: silent_jonny

>>>>>Next audition: an over-emotional gay kid.<<<<<<<<

Good Lord, what a faggot.
If my pops saw one of his sons or grandsons acting that way he would roll over in his grave.
This kid needs to be taken immediatley to the nearest brothel and forced to have sex with the oldest woman there.
After that, he should stop on the way home and be forced to cut down a tree with a chainsaw and split ever piece of wood.
Then he should be kept in solitary confinement and force-fed PabstBlueRibbon until he can make a perfect 45 dgree mitre cut while burping the alphabet.


3,555 posted on 02/03/2009 5:43:11 PM PST by envisio (Sexual Beer & BBQ Ribs)
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To: Wolfstar

Camouflage text—cool :)


3,556 posted on 02/03/2009 5:43:12 PM PST by silent_jonny ("All I want is to enter my house justified" - Joel McCrea, Ride The High Country)
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To: All

Anyone else a little bored by tonight’s show?


3,557 posted on 02/03/2009 5:43:15 PM PST by LA Woman3
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To: Lil'freeper
I’m stealing the barfies for Big’ol.

Great. I stole them from someplace else. :)

3,558 posted on 02/03/2009 5:43:42 PM PST by Wolfstar (Elections have thousands of consequences. Some minor, some major...and some that can kill you.)
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To: LA Woman3

Yeah, there’s not enough singing. Too much other stuff.


3,559 posted on 02/03/2009 5:44:18 PM PST by retrokitten (marrow.org)
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To: retrokitten
I think that’s a fancy way of saying he works at Burger King.

LMAO!

3,560 posted on 02/03/2009 5:44:31 PM PST by silent_jonny ("All I want is to enter my house justified" - Joel McCrea, Ride The High Country)
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