I should have archaeologists take a look in my attic.
This [log] house was built in the 1700s and I don’t think any of the occupants ever cleaned out the attic.
There are literally layers of junk....uh...”artifacts” piled up from 2 centuries.
The task of *finally* clearing it all out is mind numbing.
[really, I’m just trying to get somebody to clean it out for me for free...the day a large mummified mystery rodent fell onto my head pretty much killed my desire to do it]....;-D
Maybe a vole. Was it about the size of a hamster?