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One of my ex GFs could chew Copenhagen with the best of 'em

1 posted on 03/11/2009 2:48:52 PM PDT by pissant
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To: pissant

Yes but was she a spitter or a swallower?


2 posted on 03/11/2009 2:51:28 PM PDT by usmcobra (Your chances of dying in bed are reduced by getting out of it, but most people still die in bed)
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To: pissant

Reminds me of an old joke about a guy who gets massively drunk then wakes up to find two rings down below. One red, one brown. Goes to the doctor and after the check up the Doc tell him:

“I have some good news and some bad news for you”

Red ring is lipstick is the good news

Bad news is the brown ring consists of chewing tobacco....”


4 posted on 03/11/2009 2:52:52 PM PDT by misterrob (FUBO----Just say it, Foooooooooooooo Boooooooowwwwww. Smooth)
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To: pissant

Chewing tobacco is so bad for you. Even young kids getting mouth cancer. Bad deal.


5 posted on 03/11/2009 2:54:52 PM PDT by Frantzie (Boycott GE - they own NBC, MSNBC, CNBC & Universal. Boycott Disney - they own ABC)
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To: pissant

The sign behind em says enter her for a chance ?

I’d like 2 chances please !


7 posted on 03/11/2009 2:56:15 PM PDT by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet)
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To: pissant
"'snuf said!"

Been there saw her!

8 posted on 03/11/2009 2:56:46 PM PDT by Young Werther (Julius Caesar (Quae Cum Ita Sunt. Since these things are so.))
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To: pissant

Ok I have to admit I have no idea what snus is.... ;^)


10 posted on 03/11/2009 3:01:50 PM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA (Computer says No..... Carole Beer)
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To: pissant

Me hooked on snu-snu too!

18 posted on 03/11/2009 3:14:57 PM PDT by OB1kNOb (Communist China is doing more to foster capitalism in their country than our politicians are doing.)
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To: pissant

Yep, me too, west-river cowgirl who knew how to use a gun and ride a bull.


20 posted on 03/11/2009 3:45:50 PM PDT by SoDak (Molon Labe)
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To: martin_fierro; Slings and Arrows

Like, *PING*, dudes.


23 posted on 03/11/2009 3:56:43 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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