"Composure in The Face of Adversity".
The nominees are:
Bikini Girl (catfight)
Alexis "I'm Going for Actrressing" Cohen.
And some horse-faced blonde.
And the award goes to Bkinie Girl
DAHHHHHHHHHHHHh!!
Yeah, she's wearing a bikini. And implants!
Seacrest: I was going to ask you what's new, but I think I know. (audience laughs)
She sings "Vision of Love".
Dammit. Kara has to ruin this too!
The curtain raises behind Bikini Girl and there is our least favorite judge, singing the song together--DAHHH! She takes off her dress and she's wearing a black bikini!
I hate to admit it, but ... DAMN, that was hot!
