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Freeper help: I'm in love with a liberal (vanity)

Posted on 05/27/2009 2:23:38 PM PDT by Karma Police

Sorry for the vanity, but I'm in serious need of some freeper advice here. I think I'm falling in love with a liberal. She's beautiful and has a big heart, but we have conflicting political ideologies. Does anyone have any tips for being in a relationship like that? Thanks FRiends...


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To: Karma Police

I have a number of suggestions, all of which will piss off the women on this thread.


201 posted on 05/28/2009 5:06:33 AM PDT by wtc911 ("How you gonna get back down that hill?")
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To: fr_freak
Yes: dump her. Immediately. Then go out and find yourself another girl that looks just like her, and dump her too. Then, glare down at your penis and tell it that if it ever makes you obsessed with a liberal again, you're going to smash it with a hammer.

Don't hold back - tell us how you really feel...

202 posted on 05/28/2009 5:33:51 AM PDT by GOPJ (To a community organizer, every citizen looks like a victim entitled to someone else's money-Philbin)
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To: Army Air Corps

LOL!


203 posted on 05/28/2009 5:40:40 AM PDT by envisio (Sexual Beer & BBQ Ribs)
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To: hiredhand
I always cringe just a bit when I read those words

We haven't changed much in 2,000 years, have we.

204 posted on 05/28/2009 5:52:56 AM PDT by T Minus Four (Matthew 15:8 - 9)
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To: wombtotomb

“””Thats what happens when “you’d hit it”””””

Sounds like it hit him.
Ole liberal chick threw it on him real good and now he in love witdabitch.
Its really amazing what that stuff does to a man....


205 posted on 05/28/2009 5:55:10 AM PDT by envisio (Sexual Beer & BBQ Ribs)
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To: Karma Police

Something doesn’t seem right here. I don’t see how it’s even possible. I can hardly stand to be in the same room with a liberal much less fall in love with one.


206 posted on 05/28/2009 6:35:52 AM PDT by jennyjenny
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To: Karma Police

Pics. Or the kitty gets it.


207 posted on 05/28/2009 6:40:22 AM PDT by Palmetto
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To: Karma Police

I am in a somewhat similar situation. I am a lifelong Red Sox fan, she’s a Yankees fan. It’s not always easy. GOOD LUCK!


208 posted on 05/28/2009 6:42:24 AM PDT by Travis T. OJustice (I can spell just fine, thanks, it's my typing that sucks.)
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To: Travis T. OJustice
I am in a somewhat similar situation. I am a lifelong Red Sox fan, she’s a Yankees fan. It’s not always easy. GOOD LUCK!

WOW! Talk about your mixed marriages – LOL! :),

I have a lot of family who are die hard Yankees fans. I on the other had am a Baltimore Orioles fan – so rather than be able to talk baseball, I’m mostly just borderline suicidal.

But at least we agree on our mutual hatred of the Red Sox. (Just kidding…sort of…)
209 posted on 05/28/2009 6:49:39 AM PDT by Caramelgal (When the past no longer illuminates the future, the spirit walks in darkness.)
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To: Karma Police

If she had a big heart, she wouldn’t support extorting money from my family at gunpoint.


210 posted on 05/28/2009 6:51:21 AM PDT by Sloth (The Second Amendment is the ultimate "term limit.")
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To: Caramelgal
But at least we agree on our mutual hatred of the Red Sox.


211 posted on 05/28/2009 6:55:16 AM PDT by Travis T. OJustice (I can spell just fine, thanks, it's my typing that sucks.)
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To: Karma Police

DAY 1: “I’m in love with a liberal”

DAY 2: “Why Mommy is a Democrat”

DAY 3: Testicles in a lockbox

If you don’t want to end up in DAY 2 or DAY 3,
get out of there while you can.

ampu


212 posted on 05/28/2009 7:12:37 AM PDT by aMorePerfectUnion (Liberals are only generous with other people's money...)
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To: T Minus Four
We haven't changed much in 2,000 years, have we.

No. We haven't... Isaiah wrote (paraphrasing here), "The wicked, says my God, have no peace." ...and we're going to have to deal with this until the age to come...which I for one am very much looking forward to!
213 posted on 05/28/2009 7:26:35 AM PDT by hiredhand (Understand the CRA and why we're facing economic collapse - see my about page.)
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To: P from Sheb; Army Air Corps
Like Mexican water through a first time tourist. BundyScripts
214 posted on 05/28/2009 10:53:08 AM PDT by envisio (Sexual Beer & BBQ Ribs)
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To: aMorePerfectUnion
Testicles in a lockbox

That's what I was thinking. Karma Police needs to start thinking whether he prefers brass or stainless steel.

215 posted on 05/28/2009 10:59:44 AM PDT by matt1234
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To: GOPJ
Don't hold back - tell us how you really feel...

I just wanted to make sure that my advice didn't seem too ambiguous.
216 posted on 05/28/2009 11:52:15 AM PDT by fr_freak
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To: fr_freak
Yes: dump her. Immediately. Then go out and find yourself another girl that looks just like her, and dump her too. Then, glare down at your penis and tell it that if it ever makes you obsessed with a liberal again, you're going to smash it with a hammer.

dong ding! ding! ding! we have a winner!

217 posted on 05/28/2009 11:57:19 AM PDT by RckyRaCoCo (I hear the words of Jefferson louder and louder as each day passes)
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To: hiredhand
...the age to come...which I for one am very much looking forward to!

Make that two of us my friend!

218 posted on 05/28/2009 12:00:54 PM PDT by T Minus Four (Matthew 15:8 - 9)
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To: envisio

Garbage Scow TOXICA!!!! That brings back memories, thanks.

Oh, and while I’m here:

“Then there is the STD thing cuz liberal chicks tend to be more promiscuous.”

Yeah, promiscous, especially with people other than yourself.


219 posted on 05/28/2009 12:42:53 PM PDT by PfromHoGro (Crude Oil - Mother Nature's B.M.)
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To: Karma Police; Clemenza

Love is a hormonal chemical imbalance, it is a manifestation of sexual lust and infatuation caused by a flooding of your brain by the hormone oxytocin. Your so called “love” is merely an addiction to oxytocin caused by compatible pheromones. You need to get away from this person as quickly as possible until the effect wears off, which may take an unbearably long time.

You need to come top your sense and regain your composure as well as your ability to reason and employ logic..

Search the chemistry of love on the internet so you can understand what is happening to you.. Love is extremely dangerous to men as it hampers the male reproductive strategy which is to avoid being entrapped by a female so you can stick around and she can leech off of you until your offspring has passed the gestation period.


220 posted on 05/28/2009 2:11:48 PM PDT by Cacique (quos Deus vult perdere, prius dementat ( Islamia Delenda Est ))
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