Freeper help: I'm in love with a liberal (vanity)

[wtc911]

I have a number of suggestions, all of which will piss off the women on this thread.

[GOPJ]

Yes: dump her. Immediately. Then go out and find yourself another girl that looks just like her, and dump her too. Then, glare down at your penis and tell it that if it ever makes you obsessed with a liberal again, you're going to smash it with a hammer.

Don't hold back - tell us how you really feel...

[envisio]

LOL!

[T Minus Four]

I always cringe just a bit when I read those words

We haven't changed much in 2,000 years, have we.

[envisio]

“””Thats what happens when “you’d hit it”””””

Sounds like it hit him.
Ole liberal chick threw it on him real good and now he in love witdabitch.
Its really amazing what that stuff does to a man....

[jennyjenny]

Something doesn’t seem right here. I don’t see how it’s even possible. I can hardly stand to be in the same room with a liberal much less fall in love with one.

[Palmetto]

Pics. Or the kitty gets it.

[Travis T. OJustice]

I am in a somewhat similar situation. I am a lifelong Red Sox fan, she’s a Yankees fan. It’s not always easy. GOOD LUCK!

[Caramelgal]

I am in a somewhat similar situation. I am a lifelong Red Sox fan, she’s a Yankees fan. It’s not always easy. GOOD LUCK!

WOW! Talk about your mixed marriages – LOL! :),

I have a lot of family who are die hard Yankees fans. I on the other had am a Baltimore Orioles fan – so rather than be able to talk baseball, I’m mostly just borderline suicidal.

But at least we agree on our mutual hatred of the Red Sox. (Just kidding…sort of…)

[Sloth]

If she had a big heart, she wouldn’t support extorting money from my family at gunpoint.

[Travis T. OJustice]

But at least we agree on our mutual hatred of the Red Sox.

[aMorePerfectUnion]

DAY 1: “I’m in love with a liberal”

DAY 2: “Why Mommy is a Democrat”

DAY 3: Testicles in a lockbox

If you don’t want to end up in DAY 2 or DAY 3,
get out of there while you can.

ampu

[hiredhand]

We haven't changed much in 2,000 years, have we.

No. We haven't... Isaiah wrote (paraphrasing here), "The wicked, says my God, have no peace." ...and we're going to have to deal with this until the age to come...which I for one am very much looking forward to!

[envisio]

Like Mexican water through a first time tourist. BundyScripts

[matt1234]

Testicles in a lockbox

That's what I was thinking. Karma Police needs to start thinking whether he prefers brass or stainless steel.

[fr_freak]

Don't hold back - tell us how you really feel...

I just wanted to make sure that my advice didn't seem too ambiguous.

[RckyRaCoCo]

Yes: dump her. Immediately. Then go out and find yourself another girl that looks just like her, and dump her too. Then, glare down at your penis and tell it that if it ever makes you obsessed with a liberal again, you're going to smash it with a hammer.

dong ding! ding! ding! we have a winner!

[T Minus Four]

...the age to come...which I for one am very much looking forward to!

Make that two of us my friend!

[PfromHoGro]

Garbage Scow TOXICA!!!! That brings back memories, thanks.

Oh, and while I’m here:

“Then there is the STD thing cuz liberal chicks tend to be more promiscuous.”

Yeah, promiscous, especially with people other than yourself.

[Cacique]

Love is a hormonal chemical imbalance, it is a manifestation of sexual lust and infatuation caused by a flooding of your brain by the hormone oxytocin. Your so called “love” is merely an addiction to oxytocin caused by compatible pheromones. You need to get away from this person as quickly as possible until the effect wears off, which may take an unbearably long time.

You need to come top your sense and regain your composure as well as your ability to reason and employ logic..

Search the chemistry of love on the internet so you can understand what is happening to you.. Love is extremely dangerous to men as it hampers the male reproductive strategy which is to avoid being entrapped by a female so you can stick around and she can leech off of you until your offspring has passed the gestation period.