To: the scotsman
Slow news day for the Scotsman?
To: the scotsman
hahaha, I guess it’s the Daily Telegraph that’s having a slow news day. I mistakenly took your name for the paper.
To: Slings and Arrows
Do you know who runs the stoat ping list?
To: Stoat
10 posted on
06/06/2009 12:31:44 PM PDT by
BykrBayb
(Fight the bastards or perish! ~ Jim Robinson ~ Þ)
To: the scotsman
11 posted on
06/06/2009 12:33:45 PM PDT by
mad_as_he$$
(Nemo me impune lacessit (Two terms for politicians, one in office, one in jail.))
To: the scotsman
A stranger... as opposed to a close personal friend.
16 posted on
06/06/2009 12:36:54 PM PDT by
BibChr
("...behold, they have rejected the word of the LORD, so what wisdom is in them?" [Jer. 8:9])
To: the scotsman
“A tiny baby stoat was given mouth-to-mouth and a heart massage by a member of the public after a passer-by discovered it drowning in a water butt, it has emerged.”
OK, What is a stoat, and why was it drowning in someones butt?
Who would give anything found in a butt mouth to mouth?
18 posted on
06/06/2009 12:39:06 PM PDT by
Beagle8U
(Free Republic -- One stop shopping ....... It's the Conservative Super WalMart for news .)
To: the scotsman
Hey Diddle Diddle (Origin of the Spork)
By Goose and Duck
Hey diddle diddle,
The cat and the fiddle,
The cow jumped over the moon.
The little dog laughed to see such fun,
And the dish ran away with the spoon.
Bye diddle diddle,
This caused such a riddle,
For the spoon was betrothed to the fork,
But the fork got his wish, the spoon left the dish,
And the two soon had a baby spork.
21 posted on
06/06/2009 12:43:50 PM PDT by
SERKIT
("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.....)
To: the scotsman
Someone gave a weasel mouth-to-mouth?
Who cares if the stupid thing drowns, you’re going to risk rabies, SARS or any number of diseases that can cross the species barrier?
SARS jumped from Civet Cats to humans, Ebola from bats to monkies to humans, other diseases...
What the hell is wrong with some people?
27 posted on
06/06/2009 12:51:37 PM PDT by
Bon mots
To: the scotsman
I love Saturdays on FR!
33 posted on
06/06/2009 1:01:27 PM PDT by
NoPrisoners
("When in the course of human events...")
To: the scotsman
File this under “cute” and “precious”. : )
A friend of ours resusitated a yorkie puppy in a similar manner. It was dropped and had the breath knocked out of it.
38 posted on
06/06/2009 1:14:52 PM PDT by
LucyJo
("...guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism...". George Washington)
To: the scotsman
I've never seen a stoat, but here's a ferret in a suit:
To: the scotsman; All
55 posted on
06/06/2009 2:32:16 PM PDT by
shibumi
(" ..... then we will fight in the shade.")
To: the scotsman
We continue with a man with a stoat through his head.
70 posted on
06/07/2009 11:39:34 AM PDT by
Clay Moore
(Obama: A good example of why stupid people shouldn't vote.)
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